[referring to all the ghosts] How did they cram all of you inside the Specter Speeder?
Hey, you ever been inside your stupid thermos? Compared to that, it was the Taj Mahal in there!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Danny, you beat the big bad guy, and you saved the town. That's enough for one day, dont'cha think?
Almost. Dash Baxter]].
You've got a lot of nerve walking up to me in broad daylight, Fenton!
Actually, I wanted to say I was sorry. I pulled some pranks on you and - well, with all the weirdness of the last few days, I'm sorta thinking that just because I can do something doesn't mean I should. So, apology accepted?
[cut to Danny hanging from a flagpole by his underpants]
Apology accepted
[Danny's underwear tears and he falls to the ground screaming]
Looks like everything's back to normal.
[going through his ghost files with Sam and Tucker] Okay, Ember: Ghost Zone. Skulker: Ghost Zone. Box Ghost... [in unison with Tucker and Sam] Who cares.
[pops his head out of the Fenton Portal] Hey! I have feelings too you know! [the Fenton Portal shuts him out]
[as Technus pulls up a picture of Paulina and paints a mustache and glasses on her face with a paint brush] Hey, do you know how many digital collectibles I had to trade for that?!
[has taken over the Fenton RV and an electronics store. attaches TV to the RV] Hmm, plasma screen, [attaches speakers] surround sound, [attaches unknown appliance with a receiver dish] I don't know what this thing does... [attracts more TVs and remotes] Ooo, these are on sale!
T2Technus 2.0
Behold, the new Technus 2.0! Now with pop-up blocker! [pulls Danny up towards him with a tractor beam.]
Sounds like the same old Technus to me. Whaddaya say you shout out your plan and we get this thing over with?
T2Technus 2.0
Technus 2.0 does not reveal his secrets! [crosses arms] Go on, try me.
Uh, boxers or briefs?
T2Technus 2.0
[gets in his face] None of your business! [smug look] See?
FDFun Danny
[on a roller coaster] Oh, man, this is the life. I wish I could stay on this ride, like, forever.
[all of the rides in the fair suddenly stop as the sky darkens]
And you may just get your wish.
Why couldn't you wish for super models?
SDSuper Danny
Did someone say, "super"?!
Ah, somebody kill me.
See? This toxic home environment is making him a nervous wreck! [Danny's eye twitches] He needs a normal family outing! One that has nothing to do with ghosts!
Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here?! [invisible Youngblood pokes Danny] AND WILL YOU STOP POKING ME?!
I don't know, Jazz, honey. Sure Danny seems a little high-strung but I'm sure it's nothing we can't work out here...
[Youngblood pokes Danny again]
Back off, punk! [snatches an ecto-gun and fires it all around the lab]
JMJack & Maddie & Jazz
[find cover behind piles of boxes]
[to Jazz] I'll get the sleeping bags.
And I'll get that ghost hunting equipment! [Maddie and Jazz gives him disapproving glares] And by ghost hunting equipment, I mean..Uh...The other sleeping bags!
[grabs Danny's arm] And where do you think you're going?
Wherever I want. What are you, the hall monitor now?
I'm your hall monitor, Danny. And there's no place you can go that I can't follow.
Really?
[Danny walks into the boy's room and shuts the door on Jazz's face]
Except there.
Who's up for a game of "I Spy"? I spy with my little eyes something beginning with... C!
Cola, chaffing, cattleprod...
Cowboy?
Where do you see a cowboy?
Duh, he's riding right next to us!...At seventy miles an hour? Oh no not again.
[Danny is about to open the envelope and look at the test answers. He's suddenly interrupted by the appearance of SkulkTech 9.9]
STSam and Tucker
Whew! [unenthusiastically] I mean, oh no. A ghost.
[Danny's at his house trying to study for the C.A.T. test with Jazz in the room. He suddenly senses a ghost.]
[quietly, to himself] Aw, man! A ghost? Here? [loudly, to Jazz] Now get out of my room!
We're in the kitchen. [sees ghost behind Danny] But if that's your attitude, I don't want to see you or anything you do in here for the next several minutes! [rushes out]
CClockwork
[to Danny, Tucker, and Sam] I sent him back to his own time. Or rather, forward to his own time. You see, to me time moves backward and forward and... Oh, why am I bothering? You're only 14.
FBFuture Box Ghost
Well, well, well. [Danny turns to see the Future Box Ghost] All this time we've planning on how we take the fight to you. And here you are, wrapped up like a present.
Box Ghost?
FBFuture Box Ghost
Beware...[shoots Danny with a blast of blue energy into Future Ember]
[after bumping into Future Ember] Ember? You look...
FEFuture Ember
Like I went to seed right after you destroyed my vocal cords WITH THAT GHOSTLY WAIL OF YOURS?!
I was gonna say 'statuesque,' but uh...[smiles innocently]
[Dark Danny has revealed his true form to Jazz]
You're not Danny. That's why the Booo-merang wasn't homing in on your ecto-signature. You're not Danny!
I was, but I grew out of it. The Danny you know is floating helplessly in the Ghost Zone ten years in the future.
He'll escape! He'll beat you!
How? Is the answer: A. the Fenton Portal? Destroyed it. B. the only remaining portal? The one that my idiot cheesehead archenemy has? As soon as I find it, that's going too.
Cheesehead? Vlad Masters? He's your archenemy?
[continues] Is it: C. you? No. You can't stop me from cheating on the C.A.T. and solidifying my future, so it must be D... [blasts Jazz away with a plasma blast] None of the above.
[Jazz faints; Dark Danny transforms into Danny, takes the C.A.T. answers form, and reads the answers. A smile lights up his face]
Well, what do you know? The answer to the first question is "D"! [evil laugh]
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