Jazz Fenton quotes from Danny Phantom

Danny

So how long have you known?

Jazz

About the test? For days, but I'm really proud of you for not cheating.

Danny

Not that. [Danny holds up Jazz's tattered note and torn piece of her headband] Your headband, your note with your handwriting.

Jazz

What that? [chuckles nervously and blushes] I didn't write that. And there must be dozens of headbands.

Danny

[looking unconvinced] Jazz...

Jazz

[sits down beside Danny] Since the Spectra thing. I didn't want to tell you until you wanted to tell me. It's your secret.

Danny

Well, it's our secret now.

Jazz

Don't think this means I'll stop being meddling and overprotective.

Danny

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Danny

And that's when I thought, maybe this is the moral –

Sam

Uh, nice sentiment, but what are you, a greeting card?

Tucker

Yeah. Why you talking in rhyme?

Jazz

Such a dork.

Danny

We're not talking in rhyme. [excited] We're not talking in rhyme!

Walker

Orange?

Ghost Writer

[exclaims in fear] Get that thing away from me!

Tucker

Skulker?! He's hunting you again?!

Jazz

Again?! As in more than once?

Danny

Jazz, take it easy. There's a rhythm to these things. Ghosts attack, we exchange witty banter, I kick ghost butt, and we all go home having learned a valuable lesson about honesty, or some such nonsense.

Jazz

[jotting down on a memo pad] Attack, banter, kick butt, lesson, got it. [beat] So, why is he not attacking?

Danny

What?! [Sees Skulker flying away] No attack? He's ignoring me?!

Danny

Where did you get this?!

Jazz

From your computer.

Danny

You hacked into my personal ghost files?! And how did you get the password?!

It's Paulina Fenton.

Sam

Seriously Danny, it's not that hard to figure it out.

Jazz

How come you never told me Vlad Masters has ghost powers? And he has a thing for Mom?!

Danny

Because it's none of your business! [while he closes the laptop Jazz is holding]

Sam

[sneaking out of the closet with Tucker] If you don't mind, we'll be over there, doing the "glad I'm an only child" dance.

Jazz

Danny, calm down!

Danny

Calm down? How can I calm down with you constantly butting your nose in where it doesn't belong?

Jazz

I was just trying to help...

Danny

NO ONE ASKED YOU TO HELP, Because you're a lousy ghost hunter, [while people are listening outside the closet] an overbearing sister, and an annoying, obnoxious know-it-all who has no respect for her brother's privacy", SO STOP HELPING! [they gasp and Jazz begins running crying out of the closet and the people then glare at Danny]

Tucker

Do you want us to talk to Jazz?

Danny

I'm perfectly capable of talking to my own sister!

Sam

...Which is why you're hiding from her. In a broom closet.

Danny

No, I'm not!

Jazz

Danny, you in there?

Danny

Hide me! [jumps into a trash can]

Jazz

[crying at Vlad's doorstep] Oh... Uncle Vlad... [sniffs] I've run away from home. My father's an idiot, my brother hates me, and I wanna stay here with you. [sobs]

Vlad

Wait, what was that?

Jazz

I've run away from home?

Vlad

N-no, after that.

Jazz

My brother hates me?

Vlad

No, in the middle!

Jazz

My father's an idiot?

Vlad

That's the one! Come to Uncle Vlad! [happily escorts her inside]

Danny

We're gonna have to fight. But we're gonna need to make it look convincing. [Jazz punches Danny, sending him into the shield. He is shocked by the electricity and falls back to the ground]

Jazz

That's for humiliating me in front of the whole school.

Danny

Alright, I deserve that and I'm sorry, you're just trying to help, but please just follow my lead. [She punches Danny who gets electrocuted again then punches him repeatedly as he falls, but he phases her suit into the ground]

Danny

Will you listen to me for once in your life?!

Jazz

One of us is going to have to dress up like a boy.

[look at Sam]

Sam

Oh, come on! This is because I wear boots, right?

Tucker

Did he just do what I think he just did?

Jazz

You mean step back into the Fenton Portal, remove his ghost powers, and revert his DNA profile back to that of a normal human?

Tucker

I was gonna say, "Go Un-Ghost", but that works too.

Danny

Oh, come on, you guys, don't you realize what this means?

Sam

Yeah, that you're just an average, every day not special human again.

Danny

Oh, come on, Sam. think of how great this is gonna be. I won't have to fight ghosts anymore. Now we can all just be normal teenagers and hang out as much as we want.

Sam

Yeah. Normal rocks.

Tucker

Hey, if it's what you wanted, then I'm glad for you, man.

Danny

It is, thanks.

Tucker

Looks like we'll have to find other things to occupy our time, huh?

Danny

Looks like.

Tucker

There's this new Masters' Blasters video game we can play. It's cool. You hunt ghosts. See ya.

Jazz

I really can't believe you did that. It feels like I lost a good friend. Someone I was just starting to get to know.

Danny

[on deliberately losing his powers] Why is everyone but me bummed about this? Danny Phantom's not needed anymore! From now on, Danny Fenton is just a nice, normal kid from a nice, normal family. Now, let's go get Mom and Dad outta jail.

Jazz

[looking at the inside of the Ghost Zone in amazement] Uh, I don't believe-!

Danny

[annoyed] Believe it, Jazz. Welcome to the Ghost Zone. Sort of a "Ghosts R' Us".

Tucker

But the shelves are empty. Where the heck is everybody?

Danny

By the way, where do Mom and Dad think Danny Fenton is right now, anyway?

Jazz

With them. I redressed the Tuckbot 9000 to make it look and act like you. They'll never know the difference.

Jack

Nothing like saving the world with your old man, eh Danny?

[still sounding like a robotic Tucker] Comment does not compute.

Jack

Your voice is changing already? [sadly] Man, they grow up so fast!

Tucker

Where the heck are Danny and Sam?

Jazz

I don't know. He said he had some unfinished business to attend to.

Sam

I can't believe you didn't want to attend your own ceremony.

Danny

Eh, you know me. I kinda like sitting on the sidelines sometimes.

Sam

And your folks are cool with knowing your secret identity?

Danny

Yeah. The time for secrets is over. The world is safe, time for new beginnings. My dad says he even wants me to team up with him now. Says I can be his sidekick.

Sam

You're a big star now. Probably the biggest in the world.

Danny

Yeah. It's weird, huh?

Sam

You'll probably get pretty busy.

Danny

What else is new?

Sam

And I probably won't see much of you anymore.

Danny

Oh, I wouldn't count on that. [pulls out the ring that Sam gave to him earlier and puts it on her finger] Sam, I could never have done any of this without you. [Sam starts tearing up in happiness] And I don't care what's coming next. I just hope that whatever it is, you're there to share it with me.

Sam

I will be. [stops tearing up] I just have to warn you, I'm no push over you know. I still have my own way of doing things.

Danny

That's what I'm counting on. [Danny and Sam share a heartfelt kiss]