Maddie Fenton quotes from Danny Phantom

Jack

Why do I suddenly feel like I have buns of steel?

Maddie

At last! I mean, I love you just the way you are. [hugs Jack]

Jazz

Ew!

Jazz

See? This toxic home environment is making him a nervous wreck! [Danny's eye twitches] He needs a normal family outing! One that has nothing to do with ghosts!

Danny

Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here?! [invisible Youngblood pokes Danny] AND WILL YOU STOP POKING ME?!

Maddie

I don't know, Jazz, honey. Sure Danny seems a little high-strung but I'm sure it's nothing we can't work out here...

Danny

Back off, punk! [snatches an ecto-gun and fires it all around the lab]

[find cover behind piles of boxes]

Maddie

[to Jazz] I'll get the sleeping bags.

Jack

And I'll get that ghost hunting equipment! [Maddie and Jazz gives him disapproving glares] And by ghost hunting equipment, I mean..Uh...The other sleeping bags!

Maddie

Who's up for a game of "I Spy"? I spy with my little eyes something beginning with... C!

Jack

Cola, chaffing, cattleprod...

Danny

Cowboy?

Jazz

Where do you see a cowboy?

Danny

Duh, he's riding right next to us!...At seventy miles an hour? Oh no not again.

Jack

Where is he? Where's our son?

Maddie

What have you done to our boy?!

Dark Danny

[laughing] Ha, ha, ha! I am your boy!

Maddie

What?!?

Dark Danny

What kind of parents were you anyway? The world's leading ghost experts, and you couldn't even figure out that your own son was half-ghost!

Jack

[to Maddie] For the record, I blame you.

Maddie

There's only one place that treats ecto-acne!

Danny

[hopefully] Please say hospital, please say hospital... [scene shifts to FentonWorks in quarantine, disappointed] Why didn't she just say hospital?

Jack

[hears the phone ringing] Maddie can you get that phone please!

Maddie

I can't believe Danny, Tucker, and Sam are not at school! [Maddie picks up the phone] Hello, Mr. Lancer. [Maddie is shocked to hear about Tucker and Sam's behavior by Mr. Lancer] [gasp] They what?!

[to Danny, Sam and Tucker] YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!

Jack

Skipping school, stealing and wrecking the Specter Speeder!

Calling me "old man!"

Maddie

Tucker, Sam, when I call your parents, you are going to be grounded... [Maddie pauses - she has been overshadowed by Dani] but there's no need to call their parents, really. Right?

What?!

Just wait a minute! [Mr. Lancer pauses - he has also been overshadowed by Dani] No, she's right. I mean, you can always build a better and more cool version of your... ship thing. Right?

Jack

Hey, that's true! I'm gonna start building a cooler ship thing right now! [He runs to his lab. Everyone else looks at each other, confused.]

[to Jack; after Danny's secret is revealed] YOU!

Jack

YOU! [Sam's dad & Jack face off and start glaring at each other.]

We were watching "Extreme Nanny Makeover", when we found out YOUR son was a ghost!

Jack

Why are you yelling at us?! YOUR spooky-yooky bat daughter HAS to be behind this!

[steps in] Now fellas, it's okay to point fingers as long as nobody's pointing them at my son.

Maddie

[exasperatedly] Okay! Maybe Danny IS the ghost boy. But it's not as though our ghost activities have ever put YOUR families in any danger!

Jack

[shrugs] Until now.

Danny

[pretending to be hurt] Uuuuugh, uh, wha-? What happened? I'm just a helpless, impressionable teenager who was minding my own business when- [winks at Sam and Tucker] - boom!

Sam

[smiles then gasps] Oh my gosh! The Mayor shot Danny!

Tucker

[pretends to weep] He zapped an innocent kid! [everyone turns and glares at Vlad]

Vlad

What? I... NO!... I mean... [the crowd points and yells at him accusingly. Jack and Maddie run over to Danny]

Danny! Danny! Are you all right?

Maddie

[nuzzles Danny] Oh my baby!

Vlad

Please! I can explain! [glares at Danny and Danny smiles]

Jazz

One of us is going to have to dress up like a boy.

[look at Sam]

Sam

Oh, come on! This is because I wear boots, right?

Jack

Get your filthy roots off my town, you horticultural horror! [To Maddie] Thanks for writing down the word "horticulture" sweetface.

Maddie

I didn't want you to mispronounce it during the battle cry, hon. First impressions are very important.

Jack

And you married me anyway.

Jack

Well, if it isn't my heroes, the Guys in White!

Maddie

[annoyed] I'm surprised you rang the bell. Don't you usually knock down a wall or crash through the ceiling?

Sorry, habit.

[clears throat and reads from card] The government is sorry about the past... misunderstandings.

Like labeling you a crackpot, Fenton. That was... [reads from card] wrong of us.

The government now admits that you Fentons are, uh, well, [reads from card] geniuses.

Jack

Well it's about doggone time!

Maddie

Oh, Jack, finally! Government approval of our work!

About that work. The government has authorized us to buy it lock, stock, and barrel.

Jack

Ha! Don't be ridiculous. [gestures] I've poured my heart, soul, and life's blood into this laboratory, and you can't put a price on that! FentonWorks is not for sale!

[unfolds and shows Jack a giant check]

Jack

Wow, that's a lotta zeroes! [produces a keyring] It's all yours!

Maddie

[angry] Jack, you can't sell our home! [handed the check; reads it] Wow, that's a lotta zeroes! We'll be out by noon tomorrow!

Jack

I see cozy backyard barbeques in our future!

Vlad

Yes, of course, that sounds fun. [quietly] Akin to sticking hot needles in my-

Maddie

[cutting him off] Jack! [comes out of the house] You won't believe it! I got lost - in my walk-in closet! I finally got a ride out on my automated shoe rack. Oh, hello Vlad! [scoffs] We're neighbors?

Vlad

[happy now] Indeed, I forgot for a moment that you would be moving in with Jack. I'll pop by later and drop off a "Welcome to the Block" bundt cake.

[excited] Ooooo!

Danny

[after helping his parents recapture a ghost in the lab] Uh, any objections to me getting far, far away from here?

Maddie

Good idea, Danny! Best you avoid any unnecessary contamination.

Danny

Or embarrassment. Thanks! [leaves]