Tucker Foley quotes from Danny Phantom

Dude, you saved my life!

Tucker

Yeah, but I despise you now.

This town is too crazy for me! I'm going back to Michigan! (removes his shades and runs off)

Tucker

Don't you mean Hungary, Greg-or?

[as running] My name is Elliott!

Sam

[about Gregor] Ugh, he's not my boyfriend. I dumped him as soon as I found out you were right about him being a phony. Apparently, that is the only way a guy could like me.

Tucker

That's not true.

Danny

That's totally not true! There's a million reasons a boy could like you. I mean... you're smart, you're fun, you're cool, you're pretty- [stops abruptly after catching himself; Sam blushes] Why am I still talking? I am such a spaz. Still friends?

Sam

Pssh. The best.

Danny

[pretending to be hurt] Uuuuugh, uh, wha-? What happened? I'm just a helpless, impressionable teenager who was minding my own business when- [winks at Sam and Tucker] - boom!

Sam

[smiles then gasps] Oh my gosh! The Mayor shot Danny!

Tucker

[pretends to weep] He zapped an innocent kid! [everyone turns and glares at Vlad]

Vlad

What? I... NO!... I mean... [the crowd points and yells at him accusingly. Jack and Maddie run over to Danny]

Danny! Danny! Are you all right?

Maddie

[nuzzles Danny] Oh my baby!

Vlad

Please! I can explain! [glares at Danny and Danny smiles]

Sam

[on Tucker being forced to eat blood blossoms to save Danny] I'm curious to see how a body that's never eaten any roughage reacts when thirty pounds of it is suddenly introduced.

Tucker

Don't get your hopes up, Sam. We Foleys can handle anything. [unpleasant stomach noises] And we'll talk about it more right after I hit a restroom.

Tucker

Look on the bright side Danny; until we get back he's going to have to cater to your very whim and desire.

Sam

Yeah, he wouldn't want to make you angry.

Danny

This pleases me.

Danny

I can't change back to Danny Fenton! Me and the other Danny were fighting and we ran into my dad's Ecto-Stoppo-Power-ofier, and I think it's taking away our ghost powers.

Tucker

Does your dad ever invent anything that doesn't mess you up?

Sam

Or without a dorky name?

Danny

I can't go home, I can't go to school, I can't even walk around in public without getting mobbed. What am I gonna do?

Tucker

[swipes the partially-eaten Jack Fenton Toast from Danny's hand and takes a bite] For starters, get some jam. This is awful dry.

Behold! The Lunchbox of Fear! [opens it, a spooky thermos comes out]

Danny

[catches it] Hey, bringing your own thermos to our battles, now? You know, you could save us time by showing up already inside it.

And now... taste your multi-grain DOOM!

Look! That caterer brought free lunch for everyone!

[cheers and picks the sandwiches up]

No! I am no caterer! My sandwiches are very high in calories! They will totally clog your arteries!

Sam

[scoffs] In like, forty years!

Yeah? So? It is a SLOW death!

[confused] Wait, what are you doing?

Danny

Tasting our doom. And, I gotta tell ya, it's a little dry.

Tucker

You wouldn't happen to have any "Spicy Mustard of Doom", would ya?

[reads "Camp Skull and Crossbones on beautiful Lake Eerie"]

Tucker

Creepy with two "e"s all right. In fact, this may qualify for three.

Sam

C'mon, you guys! There's nothing scary about this place!

Hello pioneers! [walks out of the mess hall with Miss Tetslaff]

Danny

Mr. Lancer? Miss Tetslaff? What are you doing here?

[quietly, hopeful] Please say "just passing through," please say "just passing through"...

Children, relax! For the next eight weeks, we're not your teachers!

Miss Tetslaff

Better! We're your counselors!

Danny

At least the monster is gone.

Dash

[screams and runs into the mess hall] The monster ate Kwan!

Tucker

At least the monster got to eat.

Danny

Dash, that's impossible! He...probably just...wandered off to use the bathroom.

Dash

Nah-uh! You don't know Kwan's amazing bladder. He can hold it for-

Sam

[as she gets up and walks way] Uh, please don't finish that sentence until I'm safely out of the building.

Tucker

Please don't finish that sentence at all, dude.

Danny

[using a Fenton Phone] I've got this one, guys.

Tucker

[to Sam] Did we just get blown off?

Sam

Pretty massively.

Tucker

Wanna pig out at Nasty Burger and put it on Danny's tab?

Sam

Absolutely.

Danny

It's good to be back where things are normal.

Jack

[recklessly driving the Fenton RV down the street] Attention Amity Park! The Fentons are on patrol! Rest assured the streets are safe! [front tire runs over a rock, causing the RV to skid] AOH! [RV collides with a fire hydrant, which flies off causing a geyser] Uh, city water supply A-OK!

Tucker

Yep, normal.

Tucker

Did he just do what I think he just did?

Jazz

You mean step back into the Fenton Portal, remove his ghost powers, and revert his DNA profile back to that of a normal human?

Tucker

I was gonna say, "Go Un-Ghost", but that works too.

Danny

Oh, come on, you guys, don't you realize what this means?

Sam

Yeah, that you're just an average, every day not special human again.

Danny

Oh, come on, Sam. think of how great this is gonna be. I won't have to fight ghosts anymore. Now we can all just be normal teenagers and hang out as much as we want.

Sam

Yeah. Normal rocks.

Tucker

Hey, if it's what you wanted, then I'm glad for you, man.

Danny

It is, thanks.

Tucker

Looks like we'll have to find other things to occupy our time, huh?

Danny

Looks like.

Tucker

There's this new Masters' Blasters video game we can play. It's cool. You hunt ghosts. See ya.

Jazz

I really can't believe you did that. It feels like I lost a good friend. Someone I was just starting to get to know.

Danny

[on deliberately losing his powers] Why is everyone but me bummed about this? Danny Phantom's not needed anymore! From now on, Danny Fenton is just a nice, normal kid from a nice, normal family. Now, let's go get Mom and Dad outta jail.

Jazz

[looking at the inside of the Ghost Zone in amazement] Uh, I don't believe-!

Danny

[annoyed] Believe it, Jazz. Welcome to the Ghost Zone. Sort of a "Ghosts R' Us".

Tucker

But the shelves are empty. Where the heck is everybody?