Okay. I've got some great news. Guess where the Funkman is going for three weeks.
On business, how great is that?
She doesn't like to travel.
N Nan
I don't go on business trips with him.
Have you ever been there?
Oh my God, you should go. It's really beautiful this time of year.
N Nan
Maybe I should go, Marty.
No, it's cold. Right now it's cold and foggy and dangerous. They have gangs over there and everything else and I'll be doing business.
N Nan
I never travel with you. I think it's a great idea. I'm going.
N Nan
Thank you. That's decided. I'm in.
Well, look who's here. It's the big funk.
You are a colossal prick. Do you know that?
Boy, I'm really getting it today.
Let me tell you something. You ruined my whole vacation. You had to butt in and tell Nan to go on my trip.
I could have had three weeks working and being alone.
I was curious as to why she wasn't going. Why don't you just go with her? Why don't you bring her?
I'm bored! Everywhere I go with her we don't look at each other, she talks over me. I want to be alone. I want to get the chance to spread my wings.
Why don't you get a divorce?
L.D. Guess who's getting a divorce.
Martin Norton Funkhouser.
And it's because of you! That man and I were talking about the London trip...
...I started to realize, "wait a minute. If I did go to Europe without her, I'd come back "and it would be 20 more years of boredom." So I said to Nan, "look, let's get a divorce." She said okay. I'm gonna be single! You and me!
Congratulations. Congratulations.
You know what you do when you get a fucking divorce? Ride around and bump the horn and shit like motherfuckers getting married.
Put cans on your car, beep your horn.
Get out there, and get some new ass. Know what I'm saying, huh? You done ran the other ass in the ground, right?
Uh, I don't want to talk about my wife like that.
You ran that ass in the ground, and you're moving on, right?
Well, I didn't run any—we had a nice marriage for 20 years.
You ran that other ass in the ground…
I don't run people's ass in the ground.
It's not a negative thing to run an ass in the ground. That's all.
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