Larry and Marty in “The Divorce”

Larry

Well, look who's here. It's the big funk.

Marty

You are a colossal prick. Do you know that?

Larry

Boy, I'm really getting it today.

Marty

You think it's funny?

Larry

What did I do?

Marty

Let me tell you something. You ruined my whole vacation. You had to butt in and tell Nan to go on my trip.

Larry

I'm sorry.

Marty

I could have had three weeks working and being alone.

Larry

I was curious as to why she wasn't going. Why don't you just go with her? Why don't you bring her?

Marty

I'm bored! Everywhere I go with her we don't look at each other, she talks over me. I want to be alone. I want to get the chance to spread my wings.

Larry

Why don't you get a divorce?

Marty

I'm too lazy.