[Larry is talking about his attraction to a Palestinian woman at a restaurant] You know what it is? You're always attracted to someone who doesn't want you, right? Well, here you have somebody who not only doesn't want you... doesn't even acknowledge your right to exist, wants your destruction! That's a turn-on.
“Palestinian Chicken” · Season 8, Episode 3
In this episode: Larry David (4), Jeff Greene (2), Marty (2)
[Marty is meeting Larry and Jeff at the Palestinian chicken restaurant] Shalom. You know, I thought all last night, 'If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this antisemitic shithole.'
Okay. That's just not gonna work.
Yeah, that's no good.
What's not gonna work?
The yarmulke.
Yeah.
I can't go in with wearing this yarmulke?
You're just shoving it in their faces.
Let's go in.
No no no no no no. It's far too cocky a move.
What is this, a raid on Entebbe? Let's just kind of walk in casually.
What? Proud Jews wear yarmulkes.
Yeah. Be proud here in the parking lot. You don't need to be proud in there.
Let's just go in and sit down.
Take it off. Take it off.
I'm not doing anything-
Take it off.
Don't you dare go after my-
Huh? Come on, take it-
Don't you reach for that. Don't you ever touch that. No, don't ever grab my yarmulke. Give it to me. Don't ever grab my yarmulke, ever. How dare you?! Don't ever touch my yarmulke. Do you understand?
What the hell was that? We're gonna go eat without you.
Good. Who needs you? Get-- get out of here!
[Meeting Shara for the first time] Oh please. Thank you. Thank you. Oh. Well, hello.
SShara
You're a Jew, yes?
Yes, I am a Jew. A big Jew. Big.
SShara
A big Jew and you still told him to take off his Jew cap?
Yes, I did.
SShara
Thank you, my friend. What's your name?
Labe.
SShara
Labe?
Son of Nat.
SShara
Son of Nat?
My friends call me Larry.
SShara
I like you.
What's not to like?
SShara
Uh you're a Jew.
Eh.
SShara
My name is Shara.
Shara.
SShara
Call me.
Let's get some chicken.
SShara
[Dirty talk while having sex with Larry David] Fuck me you fucking Jew! You Zionist pig. You occupying fuck. Occupy this. I'm going to going to fuck the Jew out of you. You want to fuck me like Israel fucks my country? Fuck me you Jew bastard! Fuck me like Israel fucks my people! Show me the promised land. You circumcised fuck!
[expressing astonishment after meeting Larry David and Shara just after they had very loud sex] Fuck me Jew bastard?
Yeah. Small price to pay for the best sex that I ever had, anywhere! This woman is amazing.
So when did you orgasm. When she said she'll fuck the Jew out of you?
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