L.D. Guess who's getting a divorce.
What?
Martin Norton Funkhouser.
Really?
And it's because of you! That man and I were talking about the London trip...
Yeah?
...I started to realize, "wait a minute. If I did go to Europe without her, I'd come back "and it would be 20 more years of boredom." So I said to Nan, "look, let's get a divorce." She said okay. I'm gonna be single! You and me!
Wow.
Is that great?
My man.
Congratulations. Congratulations.
You know what you do when you get a fucking divorce? Ride around and bump the horn and shit like motherfuckers getting married.
What a great idea.
Goddamn right.
Put cans on your car, beep your horn.
"Just divorced."
"Just divorced."
I'm excited. I'm single.
Get out there, and get some new ass. Know what I'm saying, huh? You done ran the other ass in the ground, right?
Uh, I don't want to talk about my wife like that.
You ran that ass in the ground, and you're moving on, right?
Well, I didn't run any—we had a nice marriage for 20 years.
You ran that other ass in the ground…
I don't run people's ass in the ground.
All men do.
It's not a negative thing to run an ass in the ground. That's all.
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