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[after inviting Mac to go with her on a trip] But Mac, I was thinking with everything you've been going through and because you adore me, and you do adore me, that you could take some of the seven weeks of vacation and come with me to London.
You've bought the ticket?
[whispering] I really want you to say yes.
They belong to the gang we took down this morning. They're here for their coke.
What are we gonna do?
Stop 'em!
[Don Flack is about to shoot two masked men whose hands are duct taped to a gun. He doesn't realize that they are cops] No no no! Don't shoot them! Don't, they're cops, see... they're cops... do you see them?
(to the bad guy tied to the chair)
Very simple really. Should you manage to get out of that tape, or try to leave this room, or somebody tries to save you, these lasers which trigger the pipe bomb I connected to that canister of hydrogen gas. There's enough in there to kill you, and make the cleaning crew very unhappy.
(answering phone) Adam Ross.
Hi. I'm calling from the office of unemployment.
Oh, Lindsay, hey.
Word is that Denny's is looking to hire some socially-awkward scientists.
I'm...I'm halfway there already, okay?
It's a big case, Adam, it's the Statue of Liberty, it's all over the news. We've got lot to do. This is top priority and Mac is back in town. Get your sorry little ass to work.
What about the trace I collected from her arm?
Latex. More specifically, condom spray.
(Amused) 'Scuse me? What? I didn't catch that.
Liquid rubber (Holds the spray can, smiling) German engineering at its finest.
I'm not sure I understand.
Well, allow me to demonstrate (Grabs a big test-tube) Contrary to what you might have heard, science definitely does matter (Starts spraying the content of the can on the test-tube) Simply, apply like so. Allow a few moments for maximum drying time and... Boom! Instant condom. (Hands test tube to Danny)
Are you serious? A spray-on condom?
What... Where does the... The... (Points at the top of the test-tube) Now how... Never mind.
That's how I roll. What up?!
Kendall! Hey..uh..wake up..uh, we're late for work. We gotta, we gotta get up, we're late for work.
(waking to see they are both in their underwear) Did we?...We didn't...?
Oh! No, no, no. I mean, I...uh..I wish it was yes, yes, yes but sadly, no.
(rolling over) Okay. Hmmm, ten more minutes.
No, no, no. No more minutes. Okay, come on, let's go. Up, up. Yes, let's go. Ooh. (pulling her from the couch) Must fight crime.
I lost that music box about a year ago.
Are you kidding me? You can't come up with a better lie than that?
I move a lot, four different places in the past year. I've given up junk, throw things away.
You specifically requested that the music box played Mozart's first menuet. It seems strange that something with that kind of sentimental value would be thrown away.
Yeah well, I cried for three days when I realized it was gone.
You're killing me right now.
My mother was so pissed off, she didn't talk to me for a week... It was kind of a peaceful week.
(as Hawkes is getting treated for his injuries)
So is it true what they say?
What's that?
Did your life pass right before your eyes?
I could only think of one thing the whole time I was down there.
What? Was it your first kiss?
(holding his ribs) Don't make me laugh.
What?
Sid Hammerback. I was in his lab, lying on an autopsy table. Sid was standing over me, firing up the bone spreader.
That's morbid.
What happened down there? I got a call from Dispatch saying there was some kind of problem. I got here as fast as I could.
Some methane bubbles caused an explosion. Hawkes got caught underneath the ship's mast.
Some guys would do anything for an early retirement.
Our vic's this way. Floater, showed up in the middle of the sailboat race between New York and New Jersey.
I read about that. It's a reenactment of a race that happened back in the 1600s.
Yeah. Legend has it the winner got possession of Staten Island
Is it too late to give it back?
Yeah, very funny, Flack!
(on a dive boat, in the East River)
(as he gears up to go into the water) A graveyard for subways? What happened, they run out of landfill or what?
(laughs a little) Cheaper to sink ‘em then scrap ‘em.
And the subway reefs provide a marine life sanctuary.
Yeah, well screw the fish. Hope it provides us with a crime scene.
Holden surfaced right here in the harbor. We're here. Subway reef is right under us. And we're gonna focus on the old Redbird transit cars. They're the ones that contain asbestos. It's dark down there. We got tidal currents, rocks and reefs to deal with.
Let's look on the bright side. We're not gonna worry about sharks.
Montana, hold up.
What's up?
(on phone) Yeah, I got her. (to Lindsay) Evidence is coming in on the James Stanton murder, and we have a date with it.
We got the car?
You make the coffee. I'll go get the Batmobile
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