“Can You Hear Me Now?” · Season 4, Episode 1
In this episode: Adam Ross (3), Danny Messer (2), Lindsay Monroe (2), Stella Bonasera (1), Sheldon Hawkes (1)
(answering phone) Adam Ross.
Hi. I'm calling from the office of unemployment.
Oh, Lindsay, hey.
Word is that Denny's is looking to hire some socially-awkward scientists.
I'm...I'm halfway there already, okay?
It's a big case, Adam, it's the Statue of Liberty, it's all over the news. We've got lot to do. This is top priority and Mac is back in town. Get your sorry little ass to work.
What about the trace I collected from her arm?
Latex. More specifically, condom spray.
(Amused) 'Scuse me? What? I didn't catch that.
Liquid rubber (Holds the spray can, smiling) German engineering at its finest.
I'm not sure I understand.
Well, allow me to demonstrate (Grabs a big test-tube) Contrary to what you might have heard, science definitely does matter (Starts spraying the content of the can on the test-tube) Simply, apply like so. Allow a few moments for maximum drying time and... Boom! Instant condom. (Hands test tube to Danny)
Are you serious? A spray-on condom?
What... Where does the... The... (Points at the top of the test-tube) Now how... Never mind.
That's how I roll. What up?!
Kendall! Hey..uh..wake up..uh, we're late for work. We gotta, we gotta get up, we're late for work.
(waking to see they are both in their underwear) Did we?...We didn't...?
Oh! No, no, no. I mean, I...uh..I wish it was yes, yes, yes but sadly, no.
(rolling over) Okay. Hmmm, ten more minutes.
No, no, no. No more minutes. Okay, come on, let's go. Up, up. Yes, let's go. Ooh. (pulling her from the couch) Must fight crime.
I lost that music box about a year ago.
Are you kidding me? You can't come up with a better lie than that?
I move a lot, four different places in the past year. I've given up junk, throw things away.
You specifically requested that the music box played Mozart's first menuet. It seems strange that something with that kind of sentimental value would be thrown away.
Yeah well, I cried for three days when I realized it was gone.
You're killing me right now.
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