[nods] I like shrimp.
S2 E13Risk
What's that bulge in your pocket? And don't get cute.
[On his way home from work, Danny had found a body in the subway. They are now done with the case, and he is leaving to go home once again]
[on the phone with Mac] I'm gonna go straight home without finding any bodies.
QT Jammer. The most notorious trader in Manhattan. This guy was a Rambo. Half a billion in assets, trades commodities for a living. You think betting the NFL's tough, tried betting on pork bellies, coffee, or grain. How do you bet on grain?
Listen, what I don't spend, I put in a bank. What makes a hotshot like this jump out his window? Bad day in the market?
Hurricane Katrina, terrorism, nuclear threat in North Korea, bird viruses. Commodities is a risky business. Anything at anytime can make the market tank.
Okay, I wanna box all his computers, take them back to the lab. Find out what kind of day he was really having.
[on the phone with Mac] I'm gonna go straight home, I'm not finding any bodies, trust me.
S2 E14Stuck on You
You guys are on the music promoter.
Like glue. [Mac walks away laughing]
He doesn't think that's funny. He's humoring you.
You don't know him like I do.
[seeing Mac playing bass in a club] Get outta here. You're kidding me? How did you know he played?
I figured it out. I could tell by the way he held the bass in the lab that he knew guitars and I knew he had a standing appointment on Wednesday. Could have been a shrink or yoga. But I took the music option.
I'm impressed.
Maybe you didn't know him as well as you thought.
[after indentifying the glue-victim as the music promoter] It's not as glamorous as I would have imagined. Where's the limo and the girls with the tight shirts?
Yeah, trust me. It's not like that at all.
You know more about this than your average CSI?
[in light reference to his baseball years] Yeah, I played for a while, enough to get a taste of the world, and that was enough for me.
[entering the lab, listing off] I've slept with a lot of women. Some wild, some crazy, some both.
[confused] 'Scuse me?
Carlo's words. Not mine.
[understanding] Ah.
'Shoulda swung by the hospital to meet this guy. He's a piece of work. He calls himself the new American playboy. Lives, drinks, and breathes women. Again his words. With that in mind, as far as jealous exes go, lot of 'em.
Looks like Carlo's emerged as our primary target.
Five minutes into the interview, I wanted to kill him.
[referring to a rock band] Wanna go see Rough Sects?
[Lindsay watches Mac shoot an arrow]
Another weapon you're an expert with. I don't know if I should be impressed or worried.
RMr. Runyon
You know what, can you give me the dead guy's address? I want to send his family some flowers just to say thanks, for ruining a day's business for me.
S2 E15Fare Game
You don't call, you don't write- I was beginning to think you were seeing other detectives, William.
When are these killers ever going to learn? You never leave a paper trail.
[bringing in some of the exotic cuisine] Who's going first?
You gotta be kidding.
Pass!
Uh-uh.
It's just protein. [takes a bite of fried tarantula and everyone looks on]
[smiling and holding out hand to Danny] Told you she'd do it.
[handing five dollars to Mac] All right, all right, here you go.
Okay! Pizza in my office. [Everyone but Lindsay and Danny leaves]
You bet Mac I wouldn't do it?
Yeah, what was I thinking? Never bet against a country girl.
[eating more] You know, actually it's not that bad.
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