[A skeleton has been found on a tour bus in Times Square]
How long is this tour? [Mac looks at her disbelievingly] That's funny.
S1 E3American Dreamers
[A piece of paper was retrieved from the dead teenager on which only three letters could be read]
Playing hangman?
Actually, yes. But I've run out of letters.
Reality rarely lives up to expectation. Especially if you're a teenager.
If this case taught us anything, it was to live life.
S1 E4Grand Master
Are you going to be able to focus?
[who just watches a half-naked woman walking by] I'm all over it.
[They arrive at a Japanese restaurant known for serving food on half-naked women]
Now that can't be sanitary.
Who cares if it's sanitary? I wanna see the menu.
Last time I checked, the murder weapon we confiscated didn't have cute little legs, walking around from toolbox to toolbox.
George Thomas. Assault in the first degree. Aggravated assault in the second degree. Criminal possession of a weapon. I can go on, but I already read War and Peace.
Typical club death. 200 people inside, none of them saw anything.
I used to climb over the velvet ropes at this place. Now I'm ducking under crime scene tape.
[They just arrested a young woman at the sushi bar]
Here we are looking for the murderer at the table...
And here, the murderer is the table.
JPJayden Prince
...But somebody killed my twin, Dawg.
[pointing to himself] Detective.
[Aiden is explaining the term "grand master" to Mac] Yeah, like a deejay legend: Grand Master Flash or a Jam Master Jay. They paved the way for guys like 'Dre and Cube, Eminem and Jermaine Dupri. You like music like that?
I prefer Crunk myself.
You should hear Aiden talk about this hip-hop world. Close your eyes, she sounds like Queen Latifah.
What do you know about Queen Latifah?
S1 E5A Man A Mile
[to Tom Zito] I guess that dent in your head only affects the things you WANT to forget.
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