Someone's trying to kill the whole starting team?
That's one way to get more playing time.
S2 E10Jamalot
HOHallie on Wheels
[Hallie is one of the roller-derby girls]
[to a little girl in her daycare] Briana, don't hit.
I guess you're one of those, "Do as I say, not as I do," daycare providers.
S2 E11Trapped
Funny how a little lube speeds up the processing.
[Lindsay and Mac are standing in front of a lube pit at a strip club]:
There might be some evidence in there.
Let me know what you find. [Mac gives her a look] I'll go get my boots. [Mac nods]
Yeah, I think I saw this on an episode of The Flintstones.
Cute.
[is trapped in a panic room until somebody can get him out] This is getting better and better, and I'm not spending a week in here with a crazy dead guy trying to figure the code, so do me a favour, call a locksmith.
[on panic-room monitor] So you're telling me I'm stuck in this spaceship until tomorrow morning?
Hey, crimestopper. Run to Ray's, grab me a slice, extra pepperoni, right? Bring it back. Just fold it up, slide it right through the hole.
That's no way to treat good pizza, Messer.
He's definitely in some kind of trouble.
Maybe you should cut him some slack. He is your brother.
If it's not trouble, he's probably looking for a handout.
Danny, help is on the way.
Well, I'll be in here.
[Locksmith made a tiny hole on the wall]
LLocksmith
Can you see me?
Yeah, you're beautiful. Now get me out.
[repeating what the therapist just said] Hypnotherapy...
You're rich enough, you try things.
What have you got there?
Surfactant and hypochlorite.
And for those of us with just a high-school diploma?
Bleach.
That's it? No butler?
No.
Too bad. I thought we could wrap that one up quick.
What?
In a mansion like that, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?
I was a Monopoly guy.
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