[knocks on a man's door. A man opens it, standing in his underwear, holding a beer and scratching his chest] Never mind. [reaches for door handle to pull door closed] Carry on, sir.
S2 E8Bad Beat
S2 E9City of the Dolls
[Lindsay is taking off her shoes before heading into a suspect's home]
You don't have to do that.
I was taught that, if you show a little respect, you might get more than you came for.
You be good cop, I'll be bad cop.
I guess you didn't grow up with hardwood floors.
No, actually, Bronx Marble.
What's that?
Linoleum.
[Lindsay puts her shoes back on after the talk with the suspect]
I thought you were going to play good cop.
There's just something about that woman.
You make me nervous Mac, you got that look.
What look is that?
The one that says: "We're not quite finished, cancel your plans for the evening."
MMaka
Never broke an arm off of your GI Joe?
Yeah, but I did it on purpose, casualty of war.
Miss Drake's been busy. There's more semen samples here than at a fertility clinic.
HHarry
So, it'll probably be around a whole week or so before they can list the apartment on the market?
Yeah, we usually don't let the realtor show a place until we get the stink of death out of the carpeting. [Flack leaves to go back to her apartment]
HHarry
Well, I just thought I'd ask. And the attitude is unnecessary. [Flack turns and gives him a look]
It's a to-do list for tomorrow. If you're going to kill yourself, why spend time planning to pay bills and do laundry?
I am suspicious about everything and sure of nothing.
S2 E10Jamalot
It's a simple game. The jam is a two-minute period where each team tries to score points by having their jammer lap members of the opposing team.
You cannot know this.
Someone took me to a game.
Nobody would ever take you to a roller derby game. Oh, unless you were on a date.
It was fun.
The game or the date?
There's something rotten in the Kingdom of Jamalot.
PPolly
My first time as a murder suspect and I don't even get the cop of my choice to bust my cuffs.
I'll send Detective Taylor your regards.
PPolly
I'd like to send him a lot more than my regards.
Not a very creative body-dump.
Does the job, right?
You can take the girl out of high school, but you can't take the scars of high school out of the girl.
[walks into the lab to see Lindsay testing products from Manhattan Minx's shower room] Do you really need all these
Oh, I thought you said collect everything.
No, I mean...women. Do you really need all these...products?
You're asking me? I work in a lab.
[about their victim]
Apparently, he was some sort of...
Writer.
Yeah.
[indicating photographs of the body taken under an ALS light] It was everywhere.
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