[About the burn victim]
Tattoo on the inner thigh, means eyes only, means our vic had a lover.
Lovers' spat? Things got a little heated?
Literally.
S2 E11Trapped
[About the burn victim]
AAngie
Buyer beware. Kandy was a gold digger. I just wanted her next lover to know all the facts. I gave her everything she wanted. And she burned me.
And someone did the same to her.
(Marty is consulting Danny over the phone about how to examine the victim)
Lucky you're not claustrophobic. Me? I do not like confined spaces.
Why'd you choose a career that puts you in a windowless room with dead bodies then?
Ladies love the degree.
6 years of med school to become a player, eh?
No...I was already a player, Messer. I just needed the bank to pay for my Porsche.
You know what? I officially hate you right now, all right?
[laughing] You done?
Yup. Only thing abnormal about this guy is the blood leaking from his neck.
Well you're gonna have to test it. Look around. Improvise.
Word of the day. Improvise.
[Marty & Danny talk about Time of Death]
Let's get a more precise TOD.
You're not serious.
There's gotta be a bathroom there, right?
Yeah.
Then be a good Boy Scout and go find a thermometer.
[Danny goes to the bathroom]
It's your lucky day, Doc.
Nice. Now plant it in the end zone, and put some points on the board.
[Danny doesn't say anything]
Messer? Is it in?
Gimme a sec. Rigor's setting in.
Welcome to my world.
[after using glue and a coffee pot to check a knife for fingerprints] Think I've seen this on an episode of The Flintstones.
Oh Miss MacGyver... grab your camera! I've got a foreign print!
How does somebody get inside of a locked vault with only one door?
If Houdini were alive, we'd have our killer
[Lindsay and Mac are standing in front of a lube pit at a strip club]:
Might be something in there we can use to ID the customer our vic was wrestling.
Well, let me know if find anything. [Mac gives her a look and smiles] I'll get my boots. [Mac nods]
I just can't believe, two years have gone by, haven't heard one word and out of the blue Louie leaves me a message that says "I'm in the city, want to grab a beer?" Can only mean trouble.
Nah Danny, he's your brother, cut him some slack.
I don't know, you're right. If it's not trouble, he's probably looking for a handout.
[on panic-room monitor] You're telling me that this spaceship doesn't open up again until tomorrow morning?
S2 E12Wasted
So one of them died from the paint and the other one died for the paint.
Perfect timing, fellas. We are looking down from 22,300 miles from space.
We found our spores here on earth, Adam.
I am a scientist without a badge, Danny. Trust me.
You are as smart as you are beautiful.
Don't flirt with me, Hammerback.
Yes, Detective.
[walking away] Stay focused.
[looking down the drain] Are you good with a wrench?
[chuckling to himself] Am I good with a wrench....
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