Mac, heard there was a break in the case?
Stella already has you on speed dial. I thought you had to duck out on personal business?
I got an extension.
Good news for both of us.
S2 E7Manhattan Manhunt
[cuffing him] Vincent Rosetti, you're under arrest for the murder of Lydia Johnson.
And that's just the charge in Florida.
VRVincent Rosetti
Selling your weapon in Union Square to a stranger, Vincent. That wasn't too bright, was it?
VRVincent Rosetti
No way I've been in Attaca the last six months on a stolen property bid.
Yeah we know that's where you met up with Henry Darius.
VRVincent Rosetti
So I was in lockdown with him, big deal.
On the contrary, Vincent. It is a big deal.
HDHenry Darius
Detective Taylor I'm impressed you went through all the trouble.
Been busy Henry. Here, Miami.
HDHenry Darius
You said you'd help me. You offered me a deal if I confessed. Those three nurses in Midtown. I sat in your interview room and I told you everything.
Except why?
HDHenry Darius
I was hoping you'd tell me. You're the only one who knows I can't control it.
[about Horatio being served with a notice] Listen, I get named on these things all the time. Our union attorney's great of you want me to give you his number.
This is a matter outside the job.
Sorry.
I have a number of memories up here and not all are good. So I apologize.
[about the students shot execution style] How did this happen? There were security guards at every one of the Endecott's Manhattan properties.
[about Darius] He's gotta be here somewhere.
Are we sure this is Darius?
Take a good look at the position of these kids. Look familiar?
Yeah, those nurses in Midtown. He played in their blood.
S2 E8Bad Beat
[walks in to see some of team watching a porn-esque home movie] Footage from your 30th birthday, Messer?
Walrus documentary, actually.
It's Tara Stansfield, our vic from the park.
Who's the other walrus?
Ah, now, see? That's a shame.
What's a shame?
Somebody went and threw away a perfectly good shotgun.
[Lindsay is digging through a dumpster looking for evidence]
This new-girl stuff has really got to stop.
It's better than digging through tiger dung.
Funny.
[Flack starts breaking cigars in half]
RRobert
Do you have any idea how much that costs?
Now? Nothing.
[Flack breaks another cigar]
Hey, Stell.
Yeah?
That smell Cuban to you?
[Stella sniffs the cigar]
Can't tell. Better break another one.
You play poker?
Occasionally. You have a problem with that?
Yeah. You're physically incapable of keeping a straight face.
Really?
Now Mac. There's a man with a poker face. Who knows what he's thinking?
…Put time of death at least 8 hours ago.
Actually… [looks at his watch] 10 hours and 13 minutes.
It's impossible to be that exact on ToD.
You think so, Einstein?
Danny, I'm a certified pathologist. I know so.
Her coat is damp, I got caught in the rain last night. 20-minute torrential downpour: 8:45. Only the makeup on the right side of her face is streaked which means she was lying dead here when the rain began.
Showoff.
MTMale tenant
No, I didn't hear anything unusual. What happened?
A guy was shot down the hall.
MTMale tenant
Oh..yeah..I heard that.
Did you call 9-1-1?
MTMale tenant
No. Why?
FTFemale tenant
Do you have any idea what time it is?
I'm sorry for the disturbance, ma'am, but-
FTFemale tenant
I asked you a question.
Do I know what time it is? Yes, it's 3 am.
FTFemale tenant
I ought to sue for harrasment.
[Female tenant slams door shut]
You have a good night now.
Adam when you're done with that I got a pair of slacks that I need ironed.
KLKelly Lindgren
This is Joel?
What, you don't recognize him with half his face blown off?
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