These what I think they are?
Yeah, serial killer trading cards. Who needs Mickey Mantle when you have Ted Bundy, right?
S8 E12Brooklyn 'Til I Die
KRKelly Rose
I opened this store for fans of the macabre.
Right. Selling locks of Charlie Manson's hair.
Your Web site says that you offer soil samples from Lambert Jones' backyard, where he supposedly buried his victims.
KRKelly Rose
As a matter of fact, we do, and for an extra five bucks, I will gift wrap the Lambert dirt for you.
Lambert dirt.
KRKelly Rose
Need I remind you, it is not illegal to sell dirt.
No, it's just immoral and kind of despicable, not for nothing.
Jacob Paul Williams. Priors for a little bit of everything. Armed robbery, assault with a deadly weapon... do you realize how screwed you are?
Honestly, pal, I don't even need a confession. I'm just doing this for my own amusement.
I gotta know, you're a career criminal, you know how this works so what on Earth possessed you to bring your kidnapping victim back to your mother's house?
JWJake Williams
You saw my mother, she's scarier than we are.
GWGeorge Williams
When we saw she was dead, we needed a way out of town.
So, you decided to add kidnapping to your list of smart decisions.
You and your brother are about as smart as bait. Makes your ransom drop plan a little inconsistent.
JWJake Williams
Why do you say that?
Because it wasn't a stupid plan. You almost had us. So where'd you get the idea? Did you see it on TV or in a movie?
PSPreston Seville Jr
Do you know why I played the GoGame? To get away from this name, this identity as a Seville. I lost my finger and Michelle lost her life because I wanted so desperately to get away from my father. What have I done?
(Returning his family ring to him) It's not about what you've done. It's about what you do going forward.
I never saw you as the social-networking type.
Actually, it wasn't my decision to set that up. That was some colleagues of mine having a little fun.
That explains the blankest profile page in the history of the Internet.
How do you know that I wasn't trying to be mysterious?
Because you're one of the most transparent people I know.
(About Claire's death) I'm sorry.
There's no need to be sorry. I'm thankful for the time that we had together.
S8 E13The Ripple Effect
[while walking down the 187th Street steps] I knew I shouldn't have done the StairMaster this morning.
It's a long way down.
It's even longer coming up, trust me. 130 steps. Finally counted after the third trip.
(answering the phone) Hello, Mac Taylor.
Christine, did I get you at a bad time?
No, perfect, actually. How do I murder a produce guy and get away with it?
Well, you could always hit him over the head with a coconut, but you'd be better off using that for a piña colada.
Yeah. Point very well taken. Besides, overpriced coconuts probably warrant something closer to a misdemeanour rather than a full-blown felony, right?
(To Scott Perdito after falling down a fire escape when accused of pushing Greg Barbera down some stairs) Karma's a bitch.
SPScott Perfito
I should be in a hospital resting.
They already gave you a clean bill of health and released you into our custody, Mr. Perfito.
SPScott Perfito
Well, my arm still hurts and my head hurts, too.
How about your pride?
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