Christine and Mac in “The Ripple Effect”

(answering the phone) Hello, Mac Taylor.

Mac

Christine, did I get you at a bad time?

No, perfect, actually. How do I murder a produce guy and get away with it?

Mac

Well, you could always hit him over the head with a coconut, but you'd be better off using that for a piña colada.

Yeah. Point very well taken. Besides, overpriced coconuts probably warrant something closer to a misdemeanour rather than a full-blown felony, right?