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[Horatio interrogates an adult film company owner.]
My client is a prominent businessman with strong ties to the community, he has a family and 3 little girls.
Will they be appearing in your films, Mr. Jeffers, when they grow up? Just out of curiosity.
Ashley attended your party at this very office last night, she had champagne, ate caviar... And got strangled.
Thing is, a lot of people knew Ashley Anders, she had one of the top selling DVD's of the adult market. [Alexx gives Eric a look.] ...I've heard.
Yeah, she's a porn star.
She is also someone's daughter...and that is what we'll focus on.
[Calleigh and Valera talk about the victim, who is a porn star.]
Have you seen Ashley Anders' movies?
Me? Where do I see them?
Oh, clubs, parties.... You know, out.
No, I don't think you and I are going to the same places, Valera.
Porn's the new Martini, no one's hiding their vices anymore.
I suppose I owe you an apology.
Horatio (to Stetler): The man you owe an apology to... [Whispers.] ...just left the room.
[To men harassing Cookie Devine.] Hey, why don't you guys take a walk.
What are you, her boyfriend? Lucky man.
Yeh, buddy, hey, hey. How about you let us tap some of that... ha ha ha.
I'm serious. Get out o' here.
Why don't I kick your ass instead?
[Showing his gun and badge] How about I arrest you? For harassing this young lady. And interfering with a murder investigation. How about that?
No problem. We didn't mean anything, sir.
Sorry, Officer.
Get lost.
Can I have your job? I got into the wrong business.
Congratulations, you bagged the porn king, his lawyer and the killer, it's not a bad week's work.
I guess it's not good for you, Rick, unless you've arrested any police officers.
It isn't my job to be liked.
Mission accomplished.
Fraud, theft, embezzlement...
Look at the victims, rich men in their 50's and 60's.
Broke their hearts... then broke their bank accounts.
This car is just a bad investment, just happy I have my bike.
Someday you may need something with doors.
Well, I got plenty of time for that.
Alright which one of you stole my crime light?
Stole is...is very negative I...I had borrowed it and uh I re...I placed it I put it back.
Well it would have been nice if you would have charged it first. I was at the scene and it flat lined.
Sounds like she's mad at you.
Calleigh I sincerely apologize.
Apology accepted give me yours.
Go ahead its in my kit. [Calleigh Leaves, To Eric] I hope she doesn't need her sodium-resinate.
[Tripp and Eric investigate a speedboat drive-by.]
Someone was getting busy, must be at least 30 cartridges down there.
Yeah, all 9-millimeter, the guy thought he was Tony Montana.
You're under arrest, Slick.
Byron, have a nice stay.
[About the speedboat shooting] Drive-by. Miami style.
You're crazy, you know that?
What? For taking the initiative?
You could have been gator bait on your first day.
I sacrificed my lunch, please, just...remember that.
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