Eric (To Speed, holding a dead rat): Hey! Check this out. How did that get from your apartment to there is what I want to know...
Yeah, that's funny.
S2 E1Blood Brothers
CCClavo Cruz
You're not gonna catch me floating around in international waters, Caine!
But you know what? I'm gonna catch you doing something...
CCClavo Cruz
You're threatening me, Caine?
That's not a threat. That's a guarantee!
S2 E2Dead Zone
Are you a religious man?
After a fashion.
S2 E3Hard Time
The Emergency Room is not the Medical Examiner!
You got Tourette's or something, man?
And the dead girl wasn't dead
S2 E4Death Grip
I'm the fiber king, so what are you going to do?.
[Calleigh and Speed are watching a "hot" video tape, strictly for business purposes.]
Well, that's different.
Someone's been doing yoga.
CWCo-worker
You guys have a stapler?
No, but you are the third one to ask in the last 10 minutes. Do you want us to burn you a copy?
JGJake Grant, a journalist
It's a list of names...
Yes. In the last 12 months, Jake, 7 Hispanic girls and 5 black girls disappeared right here in Miami and not one of them made it to the front page.
JGJake Grant
What's your point?
What's my point? Make it your next story!
So I guess the kidnapper was driving a red sports car. It's not exactly subtle...
Neither is murder.
If you want any real attention in this world, you've got to have blond hair and blue eyes... no offense.
None taken, my eyes are green.
[Horatio walks out on Calleigh, without saying anything, after coming to a conclusion.]
Okay! Bye! Keep me posted!
S2 E5The Best Defense
Club where people come when the door guy turns you down everywhere else.
So this is your hangout, Speed.
You know, did you ever think about taking up stand-up comedy or something like that? Because you're really very funny.
Angelo's got nice taste in cars.
Hard to go wrong when you spend 80 grand.
According to the vic, this cowboy came through the front door, guns blazing.
I wonder if he tied up his horse.
You know she stabbed him eight times?
Yeah, you've told me that eight times.
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