Stetler quotes from CSI: Miami

I suppose I owe you an apology.

Congratulations, you bagged the porn king, his lawyer and the killer, it's not a bad week's work.

Horatio

I guess it's not good for you, Rick, unless you've arrested any police officers.

It isn't my job to be liked.

Horatio

Mission accomplished.

Horatio

You were waiting by the phone, Rick?

Delko's our only witness, I got questions.

Horatio

Fair enough, but make it quick, Eric has a real job.

Escalating force with an unarmed subject is always questionable...

Horatio

Yes, especially with a woman. Right, Rick?

There is no woman in this case.

Horatio

There is always a woman in the case, and you know what I'm talking about!

Calleigh

You know, the truth was there the whole time, if you had bothered to investigate...

You don't know my job.

Calleigh

Lucky for you, I know mine.

Horatio

You'd better not have hurt her!

It'd take a magician! Seems she can take care of herself!

Horatio

Walk, Rick, and don't come back!

My heart goes out to her, but the taxpayers aren't responsible for covering the cost of Horatio Caine's hunches.

Horatio

Put it on my tab, okay?

Calleigh

Okay, so you're telling me that I've been on the force for ten years and yet I still have to prove myself.

System isn't perfect.

Calleigh

And yet it still demands perfection.

20 years. I gave my life for this, and what do I got to show for it? I got high blood pressure, I got two ex-wives and I got a pension that ain't worth spit.

Horatio

We all do, that's the nature of the sacrifice.