Detective Caine, I thought you were going to invest in a pair of sunglasses.
I thought you were going to find them for me, Eric.
S8 E1Out of Time
S8 E2Hostile Takeover
DDarren
My clerk tells me you want to cash a check for $100,000?
Actually we want to give you an "I Owe You."
DDarren
Funny. Get out of here or I'm gonna call the cops.
We are the cops!
You own Royal Vista Check cashing, Mr Ripley?
DDarren
Uh, you know what, here a better question. When are you paying back the 100 grand you took from me?
Pay you back, what the hell are you talking about? That money's not worth the lint in my pocket!
DDarren
What my esteemed colleague is trying to say is that we know you're counterfeiting money.
S8 E3Bolt Action
DDean
Look, I don't mean to be rude, but we're not insured for accidents like this.
See, the problem is we're not certain this is an accident. And we don't know what killed these boys.
DDean
Yeah, well either way I just wanted to make sure my wife and I are not liable.
I understand. I'm actually focused on the young men who lost their lives.
Well, the interviews are today, so hopefully the nightmare will be over in and Eric can come back to work.
Or you could both lose your jobs.
That's not very positive.
S8 E4In Plane Sight
So you get to fish out Burgess out of the toilet. Have fun with all that.
You know, why don't you go for it?
Well, I'm sorry first come first slime, my friend.
Well, why don't we play for it?
Rock, paper, scissors, are you serious?
It's the L.A. way. Why you scared?
Hell no, it's just I'm not eight years old that's all.
S8 E5Bad Seed
Okay boys, how are we going to pull this one off? We don't have the authority and I don't feel a warrant in my pocket.
Walter, we have badges. These rural guys barely have educations.
Why were you running, super-fly?
AAl
Because you were chasing me.
Well, we got a paradox because I didn't start chasing until you started running.
S8 E6Dude, Where's My Groom?
You might forget, but the evidence always remembers.
Meet Mr. Tito Estevev of Always Protected Security.
That company might want to think about getting a new name, don't you?
Funny.
S8 E7Bone Voyage
JJimmy
Oh, hey, you are one smokin' lady. I could get you a magazine cover like that.
Awesome. Can you get this dirtbag out of here and I'll bag everything up?
What have you got?
Possible skull fragment.
Walter, this is a turtle shell.
A turtle shell?
Yeah, this is a turtle shell. Those are your shoes, that's the sky.
[Ryan and Walter see a bear close to them and it roars at them.]
Just make yourself small and nonthreatening.
I can't be small and nonthreatening! I'm running for it!
Don't, you can't outrun a bear!
I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.
[The bear charges at Ryan and Walter causing them both to scream. Jesse shoots the bear.]
It's okay, hey, hey, you're safe now girls.
S8 E8Point of Impact
Man, that's insane! I mean the guy was standing right over there! Looked fine to me.
I bet he thought he dodged a bullet. Anyway, Walter last time I checked you can't charge a dead man with vehicular manslaughter.
S8 E9Kill Clause
A few black sequins missing. Can we keep this for our investigation?
SSuspect
Really?
Yeah, you'll get it back. I'll give you a receipt.
SSuspect
I better not see a picture of you wearing it in Ocean Drive.
Thank you. [To Jesse] Wow, don't come between a girl and her dress.
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