Fraud, theft, embezzlement...
Look at the victims, rich men in their 50's and 60's.
Broke their hearts... then broke their bank accounts.
S3 E1Lost Son
This car is just a bad investment, just happy I have my bike.
Someday you may need something with doors.
Well, I got plenty of time for that.
Alright which one of you stole my crime light?
Stole is...is very negative I...I had borrowed it and uh I re...I placed it I put it back.
Well it would have been nice if you would have charged it first. I was at the scene and it flat lined.
Sounds like she's mad at you.
Calleigh I sincerely apologize.
Apology accepted give me yours.
Go ahead its in my kit. [Calleigh Leaves, To Eric] I hope she doesn't need her sodium-resinate.
S3 E2Pro Per
[Tripp and Eric investigate a speedboat drive-by.]
Someone was getting busy, must be at least 30 cartridges down there.
Yeah, all 9-millimeter, the guy thought he was Tony Montana.
You're under arrest, Slick.
Byron, have a nice stay.
[About the speedboat shooting] Drive-by. Miami style.
S3 E3Under The Influence
You're crazy, you know that?
What? For taking the initiative?
You could have been gator bait on your first day.
I sacrificed my lunch, please, just...remember that.
[Horatio nails down a suspect.]
Claudia has a defense, Claudia...is insane. You...are a liar and now a killer. For you that adds up to life, times one...two...And three.
CClaudia
I love him, I'd die for him.
Yes, but...would you kill for him?
My dad's come to turn himself in, I was thinking Detective Tripp would be best.
KDKenwall Duquesne
My car was involved in an incident last night.
Is the Scotch on your breath related to that incident?
My dad took a drink to calm his nerves before he came in, I witnessed it.
So the blood-alcohol test is not going to help us, then? You do realize you're riding the line on this, right?
We'd have a better chance of finding what isn't broken in this girl. Poor baby, both arms shattered, torso twisted like a corkscrew.
[After Ryan extracts glass off of her father's jacket.] You didn't tell me there was any broken glass in the car.
What I told you was that I wasn't finished.
Take another one.
KDKenwall Duquesne
What?! That's what got me here in the first place, Calleigh!
You came to me for help, I'm offering you help, take another drink!
S3 E4Murder In A Flash
What are the odds, huh? 100 people throw golf balls at the site of the death.
Those odds are very slim, so the question becomes, was the mob sent to draw us to the crime scene or to destroy it?
You have an ID on him, Alexx?
No, not yet, I know he died with an empty stomach and a full bladder, strong smell of alcohol.
Respiratory failure.
Wouldn't be the first one to drink himself to death.
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