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SEASON 9

CSI: Miami · Season 9

CSI: Miami Season 9 quotes

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S9 E1Fallen

Keith, listen to me. When someone lies to me, it really, really hurts my feelings. You're Starling's boy. You've been with him the whole time, right? Go.

How did he get you to do it? Money?

KKeith

You cops are all the same. You think people are just motivated by money.

We know you worship Starling. How did he convince you to kill a cop?

KKeith

What are you talking about? Nobody said...

A police officer was killed. A police officer was murdered. That's on you. In the state of Florida, Keith, it's a mandatory death sentence.

S9 E2Sudden Death

BJBrady Jensen

[angrily to Erica] You're not a journalist--you're a jackal!

[Eric and Ryan are watching the news inside the lab]

S9 E3See No Evil

[Ryan waves at Ben]

BBen

Are you seriously doing the hand thing?

[confused] Oh! You sure you can't see?

S9 E4Manhunt

[the man who murdered Delko's sister Marisol has escaped from prison]

We'll get him, H.

If it's the last thing we do.

S9 E5Sleepless In Miami

I like to start my excavation at the feet, get an outline of the body first. But this time I can't find them.

And why is that?

Because he doesn't have a body!

S9 E6Reality Kills

WWayne

I didn't kill her. I didn't even get a shot off.

Well, you know what, my friend? If I find out you're lying, the same won't be said of me.

SShea

You sure know a lot about our show. What are you? A fan?

No, I'm a police officer. I do my homework.

So I found myself going through the footage of the show.

[sarcastically] Don't you mean avidly catching up on the season?

Maybe that, too.

S9 E7On The Hook

You... are under arrest for solicitation of murder and rape.

PPerkins

You have no evidence.

I am *loaded* with evidence, my friend.

PPerkins

What are you gonna do? You're gonna kill me out here?

You know what? Believe me, that's a tempting offer. But for today, I'm going to show you what the next thirty years is going to be like.

PPerkins

And how are you gonna do that? [Perkins gets tossed through the trailer's back window]

S9 E8Happy Birthday

MMarcy

She didn't even have to try. Gary just looked at her sideways and wham, bam, bun in the oven.

Wow, I hear some serious resentment there...

S9 E9Blood Sugar

S9 E10Match Made In Hell

[After killing an alligator that was about to attack him and Wolfe]

Welcome to South Florida.

S9 E11F-T-F

RRachel

I'm Rachel Brooks, the new girl.

Nice to meet you. I'm Natalia.

RRachel

Natalia Boa Vista. I know. We studied you at the academy.

That's scary. Bad? Good?

RRachel

Really good!

Okay. Scary.

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