Speed quotes from CSI: Miami

Calleigh

She was pretty.

Pretty girl with an ugly job.

I just set the table, okay? They decide to eat and guess what: that's not my problem!

Well, guess what? You got a dead girl on your hands, so it is your problem!

She looked him right in the eyes while he was killing her.

Horatio

And he looked back.

All right, I should have known that.

Calleigh

Well, I would be scared if you did.

...Adrenaline is the purest rush there is. That's what I give people.

You gave Nikki Wilcox a toe tag.

So, who was supposed to rescue her?

Her boyfriend, Tommy. The kidnapping was his gift to her.

Yelina

How thoughtful.

[Bringing a civil suit for the dead doctor, rings the bell] Dr. Carlos Garza?

He doesn't live here anymore.

Where does he live?

He doesn't.

Alexx

Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger.

Alexx, we just gave the...

Alexx

Timmy, I know.

Calleigh

What is that? Some kind of lotion?

Looks like skin moisturizer.

Calleigh

Great! Well that narrows it down to everyone in the state of Florida, plus the tourists.

Now why would anyone steal pictures of action hero Brad and a girl? You think the girl's married?

Calleigh

I think it's something else...look at the legs; they're long and muscled.

So she's a swimmer.

Calleigh

Not for the girls' team, she isn't.

Calleigh

Didn't you use to date a girl at the Department of Water and Power?

I did, a long time ago, she hates me, why?

Calleigh

Well, it's just that it takes an awful lot of juice to run an offset printer, and the electrical bill of our counterfeit house would be...spiking...It's not that tough to ask...even if she hates you.

This is all he left behind. [Points to a machine gun.]

Horatio

Because his hands were filled with 3.2 million dollars.

So why would a guy who just robbed an armored truck be parked like a sitting duck?

Horatio

Maybe because I put two in his gas tank.

Be careful with that!

Is that really Lizzy Borden's axe?

That's right. Cost me fifteen grand.

Well, you should get your money back, because the real axe doesn't have a handle on it. It's on display in Fall River, Massachusetts.

Tim! Tell me you're kidding. Fifty blood stains?

Sorry. The next time, I'll ask the victim to die in one spot.