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CSI: Miami · Season 2, Episode 18

“Wannabe” quotes from CSI: Miami

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“Wannabe” · Season 2, Episode 18

In this episode: Horatio Caine (3), Speed (3), Alexx Woods (2)

His name is Avi Golan, Israeli citizen and look what's listed under occupation.

"Import/Export," how organized crime.

Brutal murder, broad daylight, in the middle of the Grove, thought I'd seen it all.

Doesn't make sense if we're dealing with an amateur... [Stands and puts on sunglasses.] But we are looking for a pro.

WSWally Shmagin

Be careful with that!

EOfficer Everhart

Is that really Lizzy Borden's axe?

WSWally Shmagin

That's right. Cost me fifteen grand.

Well, you should get your money back, because the real axe doesn't have a handle on it. It's on display in Fall River, Massachusetts.

CDCarrie Delgado

Tim! Tell me you're kidding. Fifty blood stains?

Sorry. The next time, I'll ask the victim to die in one spot.

I mean, that's like having brush guards on your SUV.

EOfficer Everhart

I have brush guards on my SUV.

And how many times have you gone off-road? Exactly. It's for appearance.

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