Speed quotes from CSI: Miami

I mean, that's like having brush guards on your SUV.

I have brush guards on my SUV.

And how many times have you gone off-road? Exactly. It's for appearance.

Horatio

Speed.

These mints were curiously strong, they have the same chemical makeup as the residues from the baggies at the scene... opioid analgesic.

Horatio

Painkillers? What about a brand?

Oxycodin, it's hillbilly heroin.

Horatio

What's her name?

Like they give you the real one.

We'll take a fake one and a location.

Somebody left DNA?

3 "Somebodies."

You're kidding me.

First donor was female: saliva, she's a gum chewer.

Are there any CODIS hits?

Nada!

Right, how about the other two "somebodies"?

Not saliva, not female.

I guess we weren't the only one who got lucky.

You shouldn't say that, male sample got trapped inside the gum, I'm guessing she chewed it... mmm after.

Right, she's living dangerously.

You need some help?

Alexx

Nah. I could undress a dead man in my sleep.

Leaving that one alone.

Do you realize that you blew up your own cell phone, by putting explosives in it?

Yeah, in the battery compartment.

So what are you, crazy?

Hey look some guys like to keep alcohol in their cars, video games... I like to go to the Everglades, blow things up... it's a sport.

Figured you'd take a sick day.

Alexx

A little excitement doesn't mean life stops... or death.

Eric

I've got a scrape here.

Yeah, you're going to have a few scrapes, the plane crashed.

Eric

If the evidence is equivocal, we've got to go with the only witness.

Yeah, the other one's dead, that helps.

Amnesia, huh? That's pretty convenient...maybe she's got an evil twin we can interrogate.

Eric

Look, she has a concussion, memory loss is common.

It'll all come back to her once she gets an attorney.

Eric

...Yeah, but he's just talking trash; in the business, it's all about the streets.

Right, you've got to keep your pimp hand strong.

Don't you need a warrant or something?

Yeah, if you want it locked in evidence for 3 years.

Eric

Or you can just give it to us for 3 hours, your choice.

OK, but what am I supposed to do for 3 hours?

I don't know, stop talking?

Call New York Homicide. They'll pick him up.

Horatio

New York Homicide didn't make a promise to Laura Spelman.

She's got to have her own aisle at the video store.

Calleigh

You know, Valera said she's famous.

Well, Valera would know.

[To men harassing Cookie Devine.] Hey, why don't you guys take a walk.

What are you, her boyfriend? Lucky man.

Yeh, buddy, hey, hey. How about you let us tap some of that... ha ha ha.

I'm serious. Get out o' here.

Why don't I kick your ass instead?

[Showing his gun and badge] How about I arrest you? For harassing this young lady. And interfering with a murder investigation. How about that?

No problem. We didn't mean anything, sir.

Sorry, Officer.

Get lost.

Can I have your job? I got into the wrong business.