Alexx Woods quotes from CSI: Miami

Alexx

His name is Avi Golan, Israeli citizen and look what's listed under occupation.

Horatio

"Import/Export," how organized crime.

Horatio

Revelations on Mike Griffith, Alexx.

Alexx

Yeah, the human body wasn't made to withstand bullets.

You need some help?

Alexx

Nah. I could undress a dead man in my sleep.

Leaving that one alone.

Figured you'd take a sick day.

Alexx

A little excitement doesn't mean life stops... or death.

Horatio

Dispatch said there were two victims...

Alexx

More, if you count the guy's ego.

Alexx

The guy's a monster. Or he doesn't know his own strength.

Horatio

Well, he's about...to know ours.

Alexx

What are the odds, huh? 100 people throw golf balls at the site of the death.

Horatio

Those odds are very slim, so the question becomes, was the mob sent to draw us to the crime scene or to destroy it?

Horatio

You have an ID on him, Alexx?

Alexx

No, not yet, I know he died with an empty stomach and a full bladder, strong smell of alcohol.

Horatio

Respiratory failure.

Alexx

Wouldn't be the first one to drink himself to death.

Ryan

Knife missing from this block could be our murder weapon.

Alexx

[Sarcastically] Nice work, Ryan. Think you may have cracked the case.

Ryan

Thanks. I have a keen grasp of the obvious.

Ryan

The killer may have been short in stature, well groomed and... possibly Persian... although he may have had a hard time lifting the cleaver with his paws.

Alexx

Cat hair?

Ryan

Even killers have pets.

Ryan

I've observed autopsies before, once, as a student through the glass.

Alexx

Then step right up.

Alexx

So, this is what a pirate looks like?

Horatio

You were expecting an eye patch?

Alexx

Maybe a shoulder parrot.

Calleigh

Hey, Alexx, I need an unbiased opinion.

Alexx

Ha! Ha! People only say that when they already know the answer and they're shopping for someone to agree with them.

Calleigh

You are very smart.

Alexx

That much I know, honey.

Alexx

This man didn't fall, someone fell on him.

Yelina

All right, so where's the guy who crushed him?

Alexx

You don't fall three stories to get up and run away.

Horatio

You do if you've got something to hide.

Eric

So there was a fight or just bad oral hygiene?

Alexx

Or just bad oral.

Eric

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