Alexx Woods quotes from CSI: Miami

Eric

Could death have been accidental?

Alexx

Maybe, but to leave a woman the way we found her, you've got to be guilty of something.

Alexx

A Virt-topsy?

Horatio

Yes, a virtual autopsy is not covered in the injunction.

Alexx

Ha! Any excuse to try something new.

Alexx

Lots of old injuries, scarring, queloids...

Eric

Childhood abuse?

Alexx

Could be, or could just be part of the "Jackass Generation."

Eric

Did you get a T.O.D., or do we need the foot for that too?

Alexx

Liver temp at the scene puts the boy's death at about 1 am...and if you don't get out of here, you're going to be next...and find me that foot!

Alexx

Hello, Maxine. Maxine?

Oh, Dr. Woods!

Alexx

Hi.

Hi. Uh, sorry. No one here ever calls me by my first name. Almost forgot I had one.

Alexx

All these sheers and no one saw the murder?

Horatio

In a place like this, sex and murder might be indistinguishable.

Alexx

[About the victim.] No soot in his lungs; no esophageal burning.

Ryan

He was already dead when he got on the Gannons' boat.

Alexx

Look at my boy, all grown up.

Tripp

You two are lucky to be alive, wish I could say the same about your other friend.

Oh my god, I don't know her, there were only two of us.

Alexx

I was hoping my services wouldn't be needed today.

Eric

Nothing about this makes sense, the vault's untouched, there are eight telestations filled with cash and they only rob one.

Alexx

Then attempted a rape in the middle of a hot crime. Nothing they've done was logical.

Horatio

Maybe not to us.

Alexx

What's going on Horatio?

Horatio

Alexx, Miami has a new breed of criminal.

Alexx

I assume I got this house-call because you don't want an emergency eye exam on your county medical record.

Ryan

Well you never know what some county doctor will come up with, it's probably just some pinkeye.

Alexx

Pinkeye huh? In the same eye you had a big rusty-ass nail sticking out of two weeks ago.

Dr. Woods, this is my fifth year as attending thoracic surgeon. Do you have any idea how many people are out there living happy, healthy lives because of me? Try sticking to the dead ones.

Alexx

Try not sending them to me.

Alexx

Looking to buy?

Horatio

Not in this lifetime Alexx, there was a piece of sculpture here.

Alexx

What are you thinking?

Horatio

I'm thinking it was the murder weapon.

Alexx

Tell you this, it was personal, fueled by rage.

Horatio

And nobody has more than a rape victim.

Ryan

Did he have a belt pack with him?

Alexx

Mmm hmm, boy had some freaky stuff in it too.

Ryan

Pack of breath mints, condoms, doesn't sound so freaky.

Alexx

He had a bag of lint.

Ryan

Oh yeah, they hand those out at the seminars, they're like, uh, props for pick-up artists.

Alexx

What ever happened to dinner and a movie?

Calleigh

I can't believe I let this guy go.

Alexx

At the car place? Don't yourself up Calleigh, the boy looks like Charlie Brown.

Alexx

The maggots devoured the infected tissue surrounding the entrance wound, keeping it clean.

Calleigh

And that's what kept him alive. That's amazing.

Alexx

I think he'd use other words to describe it.