Alexx Woods quotes from CSI: Miami

Alexx

Well, I still don't understand how my body put another body here and then left the morgue.

Alexx

[To a body.] Look at you, can't wait to grow up its some miracle I don't see more kids like you.

Alexx

How are we doing on survivors?

Horatio

Not good. How many have you got in here?

Alexx

Four or five, depending on what pieces match.

Calleigh

Leech saliva...

Alexx

Medical marvel, you know. It contains enzymes that expand your blood vessels.

Calleigh

Kind of like Viagra...

Alexx

Well, not quite. Unlike Viagra, it contains a mild anesthetic so you don't feel the bite...

Alexx

93 degrees-- puts her time of death at about 2AM.

Calleigh

Blood pools indicate time of attack was earlier.

Alexx

Your job, honey. Mine begins with death.

Horatio

Alexx. There's only one thing I know that burns like that.

Alexx

Radiation. We can't stay here.

Horatio

Got to notify the team; they may have been exposed, too. [presses the alarm button]

Calleigh

Aren't you supposed to be off this case?

Alexx

Joan's got the report. Can't help it if I can read upside-down.

Alexx

You're not even going to ask me why she slipped Dennis eye drops?

Calleigh

I'm a lawyer's daughter. I don't ask a question I have the answer to.

Alexx

An unplanned child.

Horatio

The child may have been unplanned, Alexx...but the murder wasn't.

Calleigh

I heard about our shark girl. Is this her?

Alexx

Shot, then eaten. That's a bad day in anyone's book, honey.

Horatio

Alexx, was she bleeding before the attack?

Alexx

Let's see. [She pulls back the dead woman's clothing.] She was bleeding all right. Entrance wound, shot at close range. The shark must have finished what someone else started.

Horatio

So we have a different kind of shark. [He pauses, stands up, and places on his sunglasses.] The human kind.

Alexx

Unreasonable acts are all I see.

Horatio

Amen to that.

Alexx

Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger.

Alexx, we just gave the...

Alexx

Timmy, I know.

Calleigh

People might play nicer with a fender bender if they knew 3 out 10 people stash a gun in their car.

Alexx

Is that true?

Calleigh

Yeah.

Alexx

Then I'll think a little harder next time before I flip someone the bird.

Alexx

Yeah, you ranger boys love scaring us SoBe people, don't you?

Eric

Everybody's a comedian!