Calleigh Duquesne quotes from CSI: Miami

Calleigh

Hey, Alexx, I need an unbiased opinion.

Alexx

Ha! Ha! People only say that when they already know the answer and they're shopping for someone to agree with them.

Calleigh

You are very smart.

Alexx

That much I know, honey.

Calleigh

You know, the truth was there the whole time, if you had bothered to investigate...

You don't know my job.

Calleigh

Lucky for you, I know mine.

Calleigh

Guy forces a couple on a ride, crashes the car, kills the woman, leaves the money. That doesn't sound like any car-jacking I've ever heard of.

Horatio

Join the club.

Ryan

Y'know back in Patrol we would call something like that 'hinky'

Calleigh

You know what, Ryan? CSI still does.

Calleigh

Why would Ana Garcia willingly give us the murder weapon?.

Eric

Either she doesn't know or she's a great actress. She claimed she was just making the bed.

Calleigh

Well, I guess now she's going to have to lay in it.

Calleigh

So how does a junior homecoming queen end up robbing mini-marts with a guy like Jojo?

Ryan

Well, some women are just attracted to bad boys.

Calleigh

[Smiling] Oh, really? Do tell.

Ryan

Oh, come on, like you've never been tempted... They're dangerous and unpredictable...

Horatio

Mitsubishi, with stolen tags.

Calleigh

I'm going to put out a broadcast, armed and dangerous.

Horatio

Yes, and low-profile please.

Calleigh

How low?

Horatio

Ground-level.

Calleigh

Spike-strips!

Ryan

So what are we going to do with our high-school girl?

Calleigh

Give her detention.

Eric

They were counterfeiting their way into the American dream.

Calleigh

I guess they picked the wrong city, didn't they?

Calleigh

Miss Lockhart, this is going to sound strange, but most people have somewhat matching wedding bands. You're wearing an heirloom, his is gold.

We're married... just not to each other.

Calleigh

Two bodies, one hotel...any connection?

Tripp

Saturday during cruise season.

Calleigh

Say no more.

Calleigh

Excuse me, Calleigh Duquesne with the Crime Lab. What's in the bags, Mr. Walsh?

What else, checks.

Calleigh

No bodies this time?

Ryan

What was that about?

Calleigh

Complicated, he's been I.O.D.

Ryan

I.O.D. What was the problem?

Calleigh

I don't know, something about a bad back.

Ryan

[Cynical.] Hmm, yeah, I've heard that one before.

Calleigh

What's that supposed to mean?

Ryan

Nothing.

Calleigh

You can tell me.

Ryan

[Reluctant.] A couple of guys I knew on patrol, "bad back" meant they couldn't get cleared by the Department shrink.

Ryan

Ok, I've got semen on the back seat.

Calleigh

Along with the heels on the ceiling, it stands to reason.

You aware that Al Capone was brought down by an accountant.

Calleigh

You bragging or d'you have something for me?