Calleigh Duquesne quotes from CSI: Miami

Calleigh

Can you think of anyone who might have especially hated Simon?

We're tax collectors, everyone hates us.

Ryan

There's a lot of blood.

Calleigh

Two holes in the chest will do that to you.

Ryan

Biological?

Calleigh

[Rubbing the substance.] Salty.

Ryan

I'm not going to say anything.

Calleigh

Margarita salty.

Calleigh

Actually, we want you to do it.

Tripp

You got a broken arm again?

Ryan

It's, uh, a sticky situation and we need to be above reproach.

Tripp

All right, but I'm gonna warn you, I hunt and I peck, I don't want anyone breathing down my neck.

Calleigh

[Smiling.] All right, we won't even exhale until you're done.

Calleigh

I would really love to be friends with you, John.

Hagen

[Sighs.] The harshest thing a woman can say to a man.

Calleigh

Anger management?

Ryan

No, just an experiment.

Calleigh

Okay, so, the poolboy's cabana wouldn't go up.

It's one thing when it happens with my husband, but come on this guy was 24 years old and he couldn't perform. I was embarrassed.

Ahh, so Horatio told you about me. Did he show you my files? Did you see it?

Calleigh

What should I have seen?

[Sarcastically] Oh, I don't know. The truth, maybe?

Calleigh

He's trying to make them believe that there's blood on your hands.

Horatio

[Turning his hands over to reveal a bloodstain from Dresden] Ah, but Calleigh... there is blood on my hands.

Calleigh

Resden seems to be one step ahead of us at every turn, and you know if the news gets a hold of this it'll look like there's blood on your hands, and we know that's not true.

Horatio

But there is blood on my hands.

Calleigh

[Smiles] That's why you asked me to bring the kit.

Ahh, so Horatio told you about me.

Calleigh

I know everything.

Don't lie to me. Did he show you the file?

Calleigh

I've seen crime scene photographs of your last murder.

No, not exactly my last, what else was in there?

Calleigh

What should I have seen?

[Sarcastically] I don't know. The truth, maybe? Ask Caine about Jennifer Wilson's mother.

Calleigh

We're gonna need a warrant.

Ryan

And some heavy equipment.

Calleigh

Broken fruit bowl. Looks like there was a fight.

Ryan

Or it could be sex. Haven't you ever pushed aside the dinner plates to get some?

Calleigh

Could you focus on the task at hand, please?

Calleigh

Injuries say violence, husband says sex. Hopefully we can figure out which is true.

Ryan

Well, that's a fine line with some people.

Ryan

[About Eric, after an argument with him.] You always take his side.

Calleigh

Funny, he always says the same thing about you.