Calleigh Duquesne quotes from CSI: Miami

Calleigh

Take your clothes off.

What?! Why?

Ryan

Because we said so.

[Points to Calleigh] Not in front of her, man. That's embarrassing.

Ryan

Hey, Delko had to piss in a cup because of you. So strip.

I bet they call you a secretary with a gun when you're not around.

Calleigh

Actually, I type as well as I shoot.

Calleigh

What are the first 40 pages about?

Eric

Kid gets a job at a restaurant washing dishes, he insults some big mob boss who then decides to take him under his wing.

Calleigh

Is that it?

Eric

Life's too short, I'm gonna spare you the rest.

Eric

He must have been shot in the car.

Calleigh

The car could have absorbed all the blood and the bullet.

Eric

Which means that a portion of our primary crime scene drove away.

Ryan

I don't get it, Resden kills the mail carrier, gets someone to dump his body at the beach, then he brings two vics to the guy's house.

Calleigh

Killer's logic, only understood backward.

Calleigh

A killer is a killer.

Ryan

You really believe that?

Calleigh

Personally, no. Professionally, yes. And I'm still on the clock. Wanna ask me again in an hour over a beer?

Ryan

So you're not mad? 'Cause I heard we had a really big fight today.

Calleigh

[Smiling.] Don't believe everything you hear.

Calleigh

Oh my lord, there's one on my block.

Ryan

Are you going to move?

Calleigh

I'm going to move my gun safe into my bedroom.

Calleigh

Pawn-shop guy said he wiped it down before he planned to move it. You know, no one wants to buy a dirty gun.

Eric

Well, there's pawn-shop clean and then there's CSI-clean.

Calleigh

I can't believe I let this guy go.

Alexx

At the car place? Don't yourself up Calleigh, the boy looks like Charlie Brown.

Alexx

The maggots devoured the infected tissue surrounding the entrance wound, keeping it clean.

Calleigh

And that's what kept him alive. That's amazing.

Alexx

I think he'd use other words to describe it.

Calleigh

[About the shark on the autopsy table.] How's our gunshot victim?

Alexx

Ugh. I'm never eating seafood again. These guys really are garbage disposals!

Ryan

She's a pretty good actress!

Calleigh

She's not that good. She only does Reality TV.

Calleigh

I already put your name on the card.

Ryan

[Smiling.] Thank you. You're fantastic!

Ryan

Looks like they were joined with grief.

Calleigh

At the hip.