Horatio Caine quotes from CSI: Miami

Horatio

You were waiting by the phone, Rick?

Delko's our only witness, I got questions.

Horatio

Fair enough, but make it quick, Eric has a real job.

Alexx

This man didn't fall, someone fell on him.

Yelina

All right, so where's the guy who crushed him?

Alexx

You don't fall three stories to get up and run away.

Horatio

You do if you've got something to hide.

Escalating force with an unarmed subject is always questionable...

Horatio

Yes, especially with a woman. Right, Rick?

There is no woman in this case.

Horatio

There is always a woman in the case, and you know what I'm talking about!

Horatio

What about Sal's tie?

Ryan

Nope, nothing.

Horatio

What about inside Sal's tie?

Ryan

Horatio, I, mmm... didn't know... I don't know what to say.

Horatio

Not to worry, that's Sal's job now.

I didn't kill my brother's wife.

Horatio

Then why do you look so guilty?

Calleigh

Guy forces a couple on a ride, crashes the car, kills the woman, leaves the money. That doesn't sound like any car-jacking I've ever heard of.

Horatio

Join the club.

Horatio

You know, even the best of families have bad apples.

And the rest of us pay...

Horatio

So you're admitting you killed Calvin?

You know my homeboy, Hector, he wanted a chance, just got jumped in... he wanted his first. I said go ahead, unfortunately homeboy was a bad shot. I took a murderer off the streets, man, just like you. Case closed, Ese.

Horatio

How civic-minded of you.

Yelina

...collateral damage, gang shoot-outs usually go down in the streets in their own territories. This time, it was in a public place.

Horatio

So they brought the war to us... now we're going to take it to them.

Horatio

Frank, I understand that you and Ramon have some history.

Tripp

Yeah, I've been arresting this guy since he was about yea-high! You're getting' up there, Ramon. Are you out of your teens yet?

Twenty-one.

Tripp

Wow! We're talking adult diapers with your crowd. Congrats on still breathing!

Horatio

Mitsubishi, with stolen tags.

Calleigh

I'm going to put out a broadcast, armed and dangerous.

Horatio

Yes, and low-profile please.

Calleigh

How low?

Horatio

Ground-level.

Calleigh

Spike-strips!

Ryan

Lingerie... makeup... looks like our Catholic schoolgirl had a dark side!

Horatio

Yes, and getting darker by the moment...

Are you trying to bar us?

Horatio

Put it this way, I can make things very difficult for you.

I won't forget this.

Horatio

I'm counting on it.

Tripp

This time of the year, half the hotels on columns are booked through a cruise line, population of Miami goes up up 30,000 a night.

Horatio

Just like...our list of suspects.

Eric

A quarantine exception makes it easy to pass anything past customs.

Horatio

And by anything, Mr. Delko means drugs.