Horatio Caine quotes from CSI: Miami

Eric

There's a lot more than oil on these sheets.

Horatio

Are you running a prostitution ring here, Tommy?

Horatio

You know, I'm confused, why did he attack you?

If you find out, let me know.

Horatio

That'll be easy...Because you're going to be in a holding cell.

Good America or bad America?

Horatio

Good America.

Horatio

[About the victim, an 18-year-old undercover ABC agent aide.] Aren't there special agents that are designed to supervise these people?

We are a little understaffed at the moment...budget cuts.

Horatio

And that's what you want me to tell her parents? Budget cuts?

Calleigh

Find anything?

Horatio

Actually, it's the absence of something that's interesting.

Exonerating evidence? Didn't know you had any...

Horatio

Stick around. I'm full of surprises.

Tripp

The jury was in one week of deliberations.

Horatio

No need now. The verdict is in.

Horatio

Frank, take a look at this bullet, 5.7 28mm, not from this gun.

Tripp

That's a monster caliber, it could penetrate up to 48 layers of Kevlar. Something tells me this guy was planning something big.

Horatio

And not alone... Frank, it turns out the wave is not the only thing about to hit Miami.

Horatio

I guess you kill people when they lose their value, hmm?

Law of the jungle, boss!

Horatio

That's going to come in handy where you're going...

Horatio

Hang on, there's a problem. Take a look at that address.

Calleigh

1126 Charthouse Drive, it's in the Grove.

Horatio

Miami Beach Cafe, which is right on the water, is at 1020 Charthouse, right? So 1126 would probably make his front door out in the Atlantic, wouldn't it?

Alexx

So, this is what a pirate looks like?

Horatio

You were expecting an eye patch?

Alexx

Maybe a shoulder parrot.

Tripp

That's great, we've got one empty case here and 10 full ones out there.

Horatio

The streets of Miami just got a whole lot more dangerous.

Yelina

How 'bout you answer our questions?

Darryl

[mocking her accent] How 'bout yoo learn to speak eenglish?

Horatio

Darryl...

Darryl

I'm not answering questions for some Puerto Rico cop.

Horatio

Darryl- that is Det. Salas, and she is attempting to give you a chance, but you are too stupid to use it.

Eric

We'll start by confiscating your computers: hunting down your E-mail contacts. And then track your credit card purchases, club memberships, magazine subscriptions... Everything we need to do until all of you are rooted out. Because we never close!

Horatio

Ever!

Horatio

(To Darryl) O.K, let's start with what happened to your eye partner.

Darryl

I tripped and fell

Horatio

Onto a rocket launcher?