Horatio Caine quotes from CSI: Miami

Alexx

A Virt-topsy?

Horatio

Yes, a virtual autopsy is not covered in the injunction.

Alexx

Ha! Any excuse to try something new.

Horatio

You going somewhere, Nick?

I'm taking a couple of days off, I thought I'd head out to the Keys.

Horatio

I think you mean a hop to a Caribbean country with no extradition laws.

You just don't quit, do you?

Horatio

Not in my vocabulary!

Horatio

Hey, Nick, you know that vacation you never got...

I created Caitlin Townsend.

Horatio

Didn't give you the right to destroy her.

Horatio

Eric, how fast was the vehicle going when it hit the boat?

Yelina

The guy towing the boat said it was going at least 40.

Eric

Well, I don't see anything jammed against the accelerator.

Yelina

Then how did the dead man hit the gas?

Horatio

With help from the living.

Horatio

Mrs. Boone, does your supervisor know that the check you shredded caused a young man to kill somebody?

Mmm... No.

Horatio

Surprising... I have your supervisor on speed dial. Do you want to call him... or should I?

[About the Authorities.] You think they even care about "the people" anymore?

Horatio

Some of us do.

Horatio

That's two in one day.

Tripp

IRS agents.

Horatio

That's correct.

Tripp

Think there's any connection?

Horatio

It's tax season.

Alexx

All these sheers and no one saw the murder?

Horatio

In a place like this, sex and murder might be indistinguishable.

Horatio

Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.

Eric

Then how come I feel like I'm going to slit my own throat?

Horatio

Why, Luis, are you alive and Julio's dead?

Hey, I'm cagey, man.

Horatio

Not cagey, meaningless.

Horatio

Is my brother, Raymond, still alive?

If you keep digging, he won't be.

What are we going to do, Horatio?

Horatio

Everything we can.

Horatio

Just because he had help that doesn't mean he's innocent.

Could be enough to move him off Death Row.

Horatio

Yes...and it could also mean he's about to get company.

Horatio

You'd better not have hurt her!

It'd take a magician! Seems she can take care of herself!

Horatio

Walk, Rick, and don't come back!

Horatio

So, it looks like you didn't need me after all!

Yelina

Horatio, you know that's not true!