Horatio Caine quotes from CSI: Miami

Call New York Homicide. They'll pick him up.

Horatio

New York Homicide didn't make a promise to Laura Spelman.

Don't you just hate it when the truth doesn't suit you?

Horatio

Not yet it doesn't...Not yet.

My client is a prominent businessman with strong ties to the community, he has a family and 3 little girls.

Horatio

Will they be appearing in your films, Mr. Jeffers, when they grow up? Just out of curiosity.

Yeah, she's a porn star.

Horatio

She is also someone's daughter...and that is what we'll focus on.

Congratulations, you bagged the porn king, his lawyer and the killer, it's not a bad week's work.

Horatio

I guess it's not good for you, Rick, unless you've arrested any police officers.

It isn't my job to be liked.

Horatio

Mission accomplished.

Horatio

Fraud, theft, embezzlement...

Yelina

Look at the victims, rich men in their 50's and 60's.

Horatio

Broke their hearts... then broke their bank accounts.

This car is just a bad investment, just happy I have my bike.

Horatio

Someday you may need something with doors.

Well, I got plenty of time for that.

Tripp

You're under arrest, Slick.

Horatio

Byron, have a nice stay.

I love him, I'd die for him.

Horatio

Yes, but...would you kill for him?

Calleigh

My dad's come to turn himself in, I was thinking Detective Tripp would be best.

My car was involved in an incident last night.

Horatio

Is the Scotch on your breath related to that incident?

Calleigh

My dad took a drink to calm his nerves before he came in, I witnessed it.

Horatio

So the blood-alcohol test is not going to help us, then? You do realize you're riding the line on this, right?

Alexx

What are the odds, huh? 100 people throw golf balls at the site of the death.

Horatio

Those odds are very slim, so the question becomes, was the mob sent to draw us to the crime scene or to destroy it?

Horatio

You have an ID on him, Alexx?

Alexx

No, not yet, I know he died with an empty stomach and a full bladder, strong smell of alcohol.

Horatio

Respiratory failure.

Alexx

Wouldn't be the first one to drink himself to death.

Yelina

I ran those credit cards, looks like Madonna Arias charged $500 dollars worth of gas since yesterday.

Horatio

That's an interesting ability for a dead woman.

Yelina

These are guard dogs.

Horatio

Yup, with feathers.

You'd be surprised about how aware these kids are about their rights.

Horatio

No, I wouldn't.