[A previously unseen stinger is pulled out of the victim's neck]
Apis mellifera.
We're looking for another body.
S4 E11Eleven Angry Jurors
S4 E12Butterflied
[The doctor/suspect is leaving the room]
Sad, isn't it doc? Guys like us, couple of middle aged men who have allowed their work to consume their lives. The only time we ever touch other people is when we are wearing our latex gloves. We wake up one day and realize that for fifty years we haven't really lived at all. But then all of a sudden we get a second chance. Somebody young and beautiful shows up, somebody we could care about. She offers us a new life with her. But we have a big decision to make, right? Because we have to risk everything we've worked for in order to have her. I couldn't do it, but you did. You risked it all. And she showed you a wonderful life, didn't she? But then she took it away and gave it to somebody else, and you were lost. So you took her life, you killed them both and now you have nothing.
VLDr. Vincet Lurie
I'm still here.
Are you?
[Camera shows Sara on the other side of the glass, she watched the entire thing]
Dismembering an adult male with this much precision and without cutting through the bone. 12 hours minimum.
Half of a day. That's patience.
The, uh, patella was cleanly removed. And with one slice, the femur was separated from the tibia and the fibula. There's a perverse elegance to this butchery.
Well, I'm not so sure I see it that way. A killer with knowledge of anatomy whose tool is a scalpel. I think that the butcher was a doctor.
S4 E13Suckers
Sara?
Hmm?
Do you have any duct tape in your kit?
Yeah, that's what I use to keep it together.
[Nick puts tape over the finger print on the handle of a supposedly priceless samurai sword. When Nick pulls the tape to lift the fingerprint, it tears off part of the handle.] Grissom...how good is our insurance?
S4 E14Paper or Plastic?
FOfficer Formansky
Before this goes any deeper I wanna hear it from you, are you gonna try and screw me on this? [Grissom doesn't say anything] Well?
Well, I guess that depends on whether or not I get stuck in traffic on the way to your hearing.
S4 E15Early Rollout
We're mid-case. Why do we have to do this now?
Well, unless I get this evaluation in, I'm gonna get written up.
Okay. My goals...Oh, all right, okay, for starters, I'd like two consecutive nights off. I would like to cut my triples down to 10 instead of the usual 20, and I would love to find a reliable babysitter so I could have myself some kind of a personal life.
You don't have a personal life?
Write this down: I haven't had sex in six - no, seven months!
[Grissom stops writing on the evaluation and he looks at her]
How can I help?
[Catherine's eyes widen]
You... Advance, I mean. You... have any interest in changing sections in the lab? For instance.
Gil, how do you do this? Honestly, how do you juggle scheduling and vacations and time...
The goal of any supervisor is to teach someone to take his place someday.
Are you goin' some place?
You never know.
Are you considering me?
Why not? You're certainly qualified. [She gets up to leave] But a CSI who uses the DNA lab to establish her own paternity calls into question her judgement. Don't you think?
[He hands her the evaluation to sign and she thumbs through it]
You left that out. Ar-are you covering for me?
I believe that we dealt with this issue, handled it internally. As far as I'm concerned it's dead. And besides you'll never do it again. So, just sign your name by the red X.
Before I sign, um... since we're putting all of our cards on the table there's something you should know, Sam Braun wrote me a check and I cashed it.
For how much?
Enough where Lindsey and I can do anything, and not enough to where we can do nothing.
Sam Braun was a suspect in one of your murder cases, how does this not look like a pay off?
I consulted a lawyer. It's a check from a father to a daughter it is completely out of departmental jurisdiction.
What about conflict of interest? Not just for you but for this lab.
Gil, I would never you or the lab.
[Cutting her off and getting angry] Maybe not legally, but ethically? [She sighs and looks at her lap and then back at him] What else should I know, Catherine?
That's everything. [She signs the sheet and leaves]
Hey, look what I found. A knife with blood on it.
Look what I found. Dead guy.
S4 E16Getting Off
[Analyzing the boxers found on the victim]
Alright, what do those look like to you?
Semen stains.
Yeah.
Which on a man's underwear aren't exactly probative.
No.
I can't tell you how long they've been there or how often the guy changes his shorts. You know, I knew guys who could go up to four days on one single pair of tighty whities.
Thanks for puttin' that picture in my brain.
The gods of CODIS have blessed us with a hit.
S4 E17XX
[Drawing a sample from a cadaver's bladder]
Urine... you're out.
Home pregnancy test, huh?
It's about 10 times cheaper than the brand sold by our medicial supply company. But just as accurate.
Eye on the bottom line. I find that very---
Sexy?
Prudent. But that was a good try.
Ah, plus sign. You know what that means.
Who's yo daddy?
S4 E18Bad to the Bone
It's not as bad as it looks.
SASheriff Atwater
It never looks good when a suspect dies in custody.
(A little after Grissom was attacked by a suspect)
You okay?
I'm fine. (she turns his head to the right to see his neck injury)
Nasty. Kinda looks like a hickey. (Grissom makes a face and pushes her hand away) You wanna tell me what got this party started?
I scraped his nails.
That's it?
(After finding a body in the ground)
What do you think, Grissom? Been down here at least 3 years? (Grissom sniffs, around it)
It's probably more than 3 years.
You're kiddin' me, right?
Rule of thumb is if the skull smells bad it's usually under 3 years. But this one smells like dirt.
S4 E19Bad Words
[Reading the high school newspaper and a column by the victim]
The lead story by editor and chief Sabrina Abernathy, entitled: "Varsity Hazing Ritual". Now listen to this: "The question is not whether the so called student athletes should be expelled, but whether or not they should be arrested."
Why, what'd they do?
Apparently something with several hookers and alot of testosterone.
Whatever happened to toliet paper and trees?
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