Girl's out at the lake. She meets some random guy she knows nothing about and she goes off with him.
She places herself in a bad situation.
And bad things happen.
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Girl's out at the lake. She meets some random guy she knows nothing about and she goes off with him.
She places herself in a bad situation.
And bad things happen.
Whoa-ho!
What you got?
Ultimate power. I could program this bad boy to make me a cup of coffee.
Well, the rancher's going to get off, Linda's dead, and Wolfie... skates with a misdemeanor.
We took one look at those furry suits and thought "foul play," but this was really just a domestic dispute gone mad.
Fur and loathing in Las Vegas.
Well, I like hairy chests, but I'm not about to bop a six-foot weasel!
[After finding civet oil and ipecac on the blue cat suit]
That's what you get when you eat...
You don't keep any secrets, Mr. Grissom? Not even from your wife?
[amused] I used to. I'm trying to change.
Hey, I heard about court today. Must have been embarrassing, huh?
Hodges, why'd you leave L.A. Again? Never mind, it's probably none of my business.
[Warrick is in the bathroom splashing water on his face. Catherine walks in]
Hey you!
Hey.
How're you holding up?
I'm fine.
You sure?
Yeah.
You're in the women's bathroom.
Pin me down.
I understand why all these cadets are here. They have to be. But what's up with all these off-duty cops?
Chance to be a hero. Girl's beautiful. These guys don't get many chances.
For what?
To rescue a princess.
Here comes the press. You're on. I wish I could help but I got a vehicle to process.
C'mon, Grissom. Bomb goes off and everyone thinks it's a hit. What do you think?
I'm not thinkin'. I'm lookin'.
That's good. Can I use that?
Trade you a hammer for a screw.
Name please.
Tell you mine, you tell me yours. Uh, come on baby, stuck with these ugly fools all day, pretty girl comes by, just having a little fun.
Yeah, a murder always makes me feel a little randy too.
You're not a victim, you were a lure. Do you know how many people don't report a rape because they're afraid that no one will believe them?
Of course. That's what I was counting on.
I'm gonna do everything in my power to make sure you're tried as an adult.
Good luck. I dress up real nice. Couple barretts, little lace collar, two dead parents. I'll be the saddest little girl in the world.
Clothing, $85. Earrings, $30. Latte, $4. Getting away with murder...
Priceless.
No she didn't.
Greg, she told Warrick she put peanut butter in the chili.
I don't care if Mr. Peanut was taking a bath in the vic's lunch. It's not what killed him.
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