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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

S4 E4Feeling the Heat

Girl's out at the lake. She meets some random guy she knows nothing about and she goes off with him.

She places herself in a bad situation.

And bad things happen.

S4 E5Fur and Loathing

Well, the rancher's going to get off, Linda's dead, and Wolfie... skates with a misdemeanor.

We took one look at those furry suits and thought "foul play," but this was really just a domestic dispute gone mad.

Fur and loathing in Las Vegas.

[After finding civet oil and ipecac on the blue cat suit]

That's what you get when you eat...

S4 E6Jackpot

LBLt. Brooks

You don't keep any secrets, Mr. Grissom? Not even from your wife?

[amused] I used to. I'm trying to change.

S4 E7Invisible Evidence

Hey, I heard about court today. Must have been embarrassing, huh?

Hodges, why'd you leave L.A. Again? Never mind, it's probably none of my business.

S4 E8After the Show

I understand why all these cadets are here. They have to be. But what's up with all these off-duty cops?

Chance to be a hero. Girl's beautiful. These guys don't get many chances.

For what?

To rescue a princess.

S4 E9Grissom Versus the Volcano

Here comes the press. You're on. I wish I could help but I got a vehicle to process.

SASheriff Atwater

C'mon, Grissom. Bomb goes off and everyone thinks it's a hit. What do you think?

I'm not thinkin'. I'm lookin'.

SASheriff Atwater

That's good. Can I use that?

S4 E10Coming of Rage

CWConstruction Worker

Trade you a hammer for a screw.

Name please.

CWConstruction worker

Tell you mine, you tell me yours. Uh, come on baby, stuck with these ugly fools all day, pretty girl comes by, just having a little fun.

Yeah, a murder always makes me feel a little randy too.

You're not a victim, you were a lure. Do you know how many people don't report a rape because they're afraid that no one will believe them?

AAshley

Of course. That's what I was counting on.

I'm gonna do everything in my power to make sure you're tried as an adult.

AAshley

Good luck. I dress up real nice. Couple barretts, little lace collar, two dead parents. I'll be the saddest little girl in the world.

S4 E11Eleven Angry Jurors

No she didn't.

Greg, she told Warrick she put peanut butter in the chili.

I don't care if Mr. Peanut was taking a bath in the vic's lunch. It's not what killed him.

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