TV show quotes
[Grissom and Sara search suspect Craig Kaufman's room for evidence for something connecting to the false word EXVINS]
What are you looking for?
A six-letter word.
[Grissom finds a replica Tokarev gun among Craig's things]
P-I-S-T-O-L? It's not the word we were looking for, but it's interesting.
Everyone but the little guy was gettin' high and gettin' by. Daughter was on uppers, Mom's on downers and Grandma was on the cancer stick.
Ritalin, Valium and Grandma's a liar.
Pants on fire.
Sara (talking to a suspect about a broken mirror at the crime scene): You know that's seven years bad luck.
More like seven to ten.
So, it's gone from intentional to accidental to personal. Who have we got?
Nick's girlfriend (Nick laughs)
(About trace evidence)
What's it used for?
Mostly Greg-Sanders-Wear. Um, names, airband logos, inane sayings, anything that could be put on a t-shirt.
Grissom (to Craig after he doesn't say anything about letting Adam choke): Out of words?
Well, Rick Chilson did call Sabrina a "bitch" while we were talking.
Charming.
Yeah, he's an ass, but his alibi checks out.
You know, Sam ... that word that you wrote on the floor ... you know, that's a really bad word.
I hear it all the time. My grandma says it. (strikes a match and puts it out in the mug.) My mom says it. (strikes another match and puts it out in the mug.) And my sister says it. (strikes another match.) Well... she used to say it. (blows the match out and watches the smoke rise up from the burned match. He drops it into the mug)
[Grissom is driving next to Catherine who's running. The title theme from Chariots of Fire is playing from the SUV]
[out of breath] What the hell kind of music is that?
Inspiration.
Sedative!
Okay. [Grissom changes the song to a country one.] How's this?
How 'bout something that doesn't twang?
[Grissoms changes it to "Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" by Jet]
I just made Lieutenant. I've got nothing to prove.
A man with nothing to prove. Now that would be a first.
Those the best you got? [He points over to Grissom and Catherine]
Yeah, yeah, you got lucky.
Well, if they're not I'll fly mine in.
Let me put it to you this way - I'd want them investigating my murder.
This is, like, a two- $300 la Perla Nightie, ripped to shreds.
Oh, looks comfortable.
It's not designed to stay on that long.
David [to Greg]: So, how was your run?
I'm still alive.
(When a corpse found on the roadside turns out to be a LAPD SES officer)
So much for the race.
At least we didn't come last.
(After Grissom pulls the SUV off of the road during her run)
What are you taking a leak? The follow car is supposed to stay with the runner! We've been training for months, man. 20 C.S.I.s, 120 miles.
Don't blame me. Blame him. (shines his flashlight on a corpse)
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