CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 10, Episode 9
“Appendicitement” · Season 10, Episode 9
In this episode: Henry (4), David Hodges (2), Nick Stokes (1), Greg Sanders (1)
Nick [reading the "Closed Notice" at Harry's]: "Notice closed by the board of health. Suspected point of origin of hepatitis B outbreak. Date of closure 7/3/09." Oops.
That was five months ago.
Nice, you were gonna give me hepatitis for my birthday. Thanks
We've got a dead body here, boys.
Henry [unenthused]: Best birthday, ever.
Maybe the raccoon lept through that window ninja style, and before this guy could shoot it, it landed on him and chewed his face off. Well, I guess we should call it in, huh? Oh, that's right, we've got no reception!
You think I don't know what you see when you look at us? [takes a sip of her martini] Bunch of ignorant drunk crackers. Shiftless peckerwoods. Lemme tell you somethin', we built this place outta nothin' with our hands, and our sweat and our determination. Mayor of Vegas used to eat here.
[whispers to Hodges] Alright, if I can't find a phone, I'm gonna make one. Keep an eye on her. [walks off]
We had politicians, celebrities, rubbin' up elbows with the common man. Some nights, we had eight, ten limos stacked out up front. Then Harry took off, it all went to hell. He didn't care who he hurt. [making another martini] Are you sure, that I can't fix you boys one of these?
You know, I could use the little boy's room.
Ah, toilet is all stuffed up. There's one in the basement. But, you don't wanna use that one, believe me. There's like, a million black widow spiders down there. It's like a black widow convention is what it is. You just like puff up and die, so... Use the bushes. [Hodges goes to leave]
[grabs his arm and whispers] Whoa, whoa, what am I supposed to do?
You heard Greg, keep an eye on her.
[pours Henry some whiskey] You are gonna drink a man drink, just like that. [Henry chuckles nervously]
This place was a gold mine. That man, he walked away with $250,000. All I got... [hands Henry a postcard that reads "Florida" on the front] was a postcard. Just to rub my face in it.
Henry [reading the postcard]: "Shirley, by the time you read this, I'll be sippin' pina coladas, on an island somewheres far away with the new love of my life who is much younger than you. Don't come lookin' for me 'cause I'm all gone. Good-bye, Harry."
You ever hear anythin' so mean in all your life? [sniffles]
No, ma'am.
You're real cute, you know? Now, what'd you say y'all come out here for again?
It's my birthday!
[Shirley squeezes happily and climbs on Henry's lap]
Why don't you come over here and give your Auntie Shirley some sugar?
[laughs uncomfortably and starts to lean away] Uh, no, I can't, I'm engaged. I'm married, actually. I have syphilis!
Perfect. Me too.
(muffled) Help!
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