Gil Grissom quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

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[Looking at beetle found at crime scene.] Can I keep him?

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And smart... this one evidently knows how to use a scalpel.

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[Looking at detached head] It means 6 - 8 hours ago someone lost their head and then... someone lost their head.

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The last time a security guard tried to help me, he ended up dead.

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[To Greg] Are we paying you by the word?

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People don't vanish, Jim. It's a molecular impossibility.

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Man versus Gravity. Man lost.

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Suicide, huh? I don't know, Brian. On the day you decide to end your life, why would you go to work?

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[To the Sheriff] You look like the Sheriff, but you talk like the Mayor.

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Dressed as a woman among men dressed as women. Now, see? That's a disguise.

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There's still time, Greg.

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Clark Gable was a movie star.

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You know what's really sad? This wasn't just a murder. It was a hate crime. Kevin Marcus hated himself.

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By the way, the definition of the word "retard", is to hinder or to hold someone back. I think your life is about to become retarded.

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"The best intentions are fraught with disappointment."