"The best intentions are fraught with disappointment."
“One Hit Wonder” · Season 3, Episode 14
In this episode: Gil Grissom (1), Catherine Willows (1), Nick Stokes (1), Sara Sidle (1), Greg Sanders (1), Warrick Brown (1)
The semen sample I recovered is still being processed in DNA.
[walks in] Not anymore. I'm done. And no jokes about me being fast in this department. The ejaculate outside the first girl's window -- spank high. Good news: It does have DNA.
Whose?
I don't know. Ran it through CODIS, nothing kicked out.
Well, it's possible this guy's so new he doesn't even have a record.
Well, I can tell you this about him: Really low sperm count. Sample hardly had any swimmers.
That's probably from excessive masturbation. Guy's outpacing his ability to produce ... [he looks up and finds everyone staring at him] ... sperm.
You'd know it, spanky
[Sara gives Bobby the bullet from her friend to process]
BBobby
Hang on a second. [smiling] You get approval from Grissom, I don't want him walking in on me.
[nodding] Yeah.
BBobby
Sara Sidle.
[smiling] Yeah, I did!
BBobby
All right. Just checking!
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