Being good at sex isn't something you can learn, Travis. It's something you're born with. Luckily, I've got the gift.
TTom
He really does. (Andy stares at him) My window faces your window.
Go home, Tom.
“Little Blue Girls” · Season 2, Episode 8
In this episode: Jules Kiki Cobb (3), Ellie Torres (3), Andy Torres (3), Laurie Keller (2), Travis Cobb (1), Grayson Ellis (1), Bobby Cobb (1)
Travis has hit that age where all girlfriends could be potential future daughters-in-law. And one will convince him to yank your feeding tube out.
What are you trying to do to me?
I'm winding you up like a toy robot and letting you go!
(About Travis's new girlfriend) So gang, what do we think of her?
Do you think she wears a schoche too much makeup?
Impossible. There's no such thing.
You look like you poured your makeup on the floor, then rolled around in it.
Poppy, the transsexual at the makeup counter I frequent, would beg to differ.
KKirsten
Plus, Travis scared me. He said you always embarrass him when he brings a girl home.
Travis, I said I would never do that again.
(Popping up from behind a chair) Hi Kristen!
KKirsten
What was that?
What was what?
It's starting again.
(Popping out from behind the cabinet) Hi, Kristen!
(Popping out from behind the couch) Hi, Kristen!
(Popping out from inside a chair) Hi, Kristen!
Hey, Kristen.
Okay everybody, big finish.
EEverybody
Hi, Kristen!
KKirsten
(Singing) It's Kirsten, but you can call me whatever... I hate that I'm singing
She's like a nervous little bird!
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