You ever looked death in the eye, Trav?
Well, now that that jar of gasoline has a flaming can of Sterno next to it, I'd have to say yes.
“Fooled Again: I Don't Like It” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Travis Cobb (3), Bobby Cobb (3), Jules Kiki Cobb (1), Ellie Torres (1)
So you poured this whole pitcher directly into your lungs? I mean, at some point you must have known you were drowning. Why didn't you stop?
Bobby Cobb never quits!
Not even at killing himself?
Not even. That stupid college death pot!
Still not a college thing.
Whatever, man. It's still the most dangerous thing on my boat.
Really? I'm going to spin around and say the first thing I see. A loaded flare gun on a jar full of gasoline!"
Well that's for when the rats come!
You told me before it started that Kevin Spacey was Keyser Söze and I was still surprised! Wait, was he Keyser Söze?
Yes!
Alright, so the crippled guy was his evil twin?
No, same guy.
Well let's just agree to disagree.
Hey College! I'm calling you College now because you go to college.
Yeah, I pieced that together.
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