Jules
(About Travis's new girlfriend) So gang, what do we think of her?
Andy
Do you think she wears a schoche too much makeup?
Laurie
Impossible. There's no such thing.
Ellie
You look like you poured your makeup on the floor, then rolled around in it.
Laurie
Poppy, the transsexual at the makeup counter I frequent, would beg to differ.
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