S2 E1 All Mixed Up
[Angry] You based all of my treatment on your dog?
G Glenn
Ajam. [Jules is stressed]
G Glenn
Ok, I'm just gonna light a little sage in here 'cause, you know? It's very calming so let's all just [whistles]
It's just... I can't believe you lied to me.
G Glenn
[Pointing at Jules, slightly angry] Hey, hey, hey, Jules! And yes, this is my stern voice.
[Slighty intimidated] I don't like your stern voice.
G Glenn
All I ever do was used my personal experience [starts coughing because of the sage]
G Glenn
to help you. All right? I've never lied on this office. Ever. This is a sacred circle [keeps coughing]
Tell me. After we left, did you leave a note on that car?
G Glenn
It said: Suck it! [Jules nods, having proved her point]
G Glenn
I'm not perfect, Jules.
G Glenn
That's how we connect. We are kindred spirits. Last time you said that you felt guilty because you hang up on your dad. Last Christimas, I set my car on fire so my mother would think I was dead.
G Glenn
Bah, they're so close. But you know what? I'm done playing with your judgement games. I'm not gonna play. You're gonna have to find another therapist.
G Glenn
Here's your information.
I've been afraid of this moment for so long, but I know I raised such a great kid
You're kinda smothering me.
With love. It doesn't count.
Travis! You're mine today.
I'm not getting involved.
You so are. You ate his lasagna last night.
Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Drinking games! I love drinking games!
If we're gonna be sneaking around the neighborhood at night should my husband be dressed like a cat burglar ?
This is our cul-de-sac damn it. Tonight we take back the sack! First order of business we need a new slogan.
I love my security system. It's like I live in an antique store.
Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.
I will be if you like it.
Harsh. But, Ellie and I have a pact.
We tell each other the harsh truth no matter what.
You guys know each other?
Yeah yeah we play roller hockey together. How do you two know each other.
Grayson there's a thousand different ways that people know each other, but for some reason I can't think of any right now.
Ellie': I love pretending that I'm better than everybody else.
Who do you think I got it from.
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