A character in Cougar Town
Played by Brian Van Holt
Cougar Town · 82 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Cougar Town: in 19 of its 82 quotes
Most scenes with: Travis Cobb (10), Jules Kiki Cobb (8), Grayson Ellis (6)
So you poured this whole pitcher directly into your lungs? I mean, at some point you must have known you were drowning. Why didn't you stop?
BobbyBobby Cobb never quits!
Not even at killing himself?
BobbyNot even. That stupid college death pot!
Still not a college thing.
BobbyWhatever, man. It's still the most dangerous thing on my boat.
Really? I'm going to spin around and say the first thing I see. A loaded flare gun on a jar full of gasoline!"
BobbyWell that's for when the rats come!
BobbyHey College! I'm calling you College now because you go to college.
Yeah, I pieced that together.
Plus, Travis scared me. He said you always embarrass him when he brings a girl home.
Travis, I said I would never do that again.
(Popping up from behind a chair) Hi Kristen!
What was that?
What was what?
It's starting again.
(Popping out from behind the cabinet) Hi, Kristen!
Bobby(Popping out from behind the couch) Hi, Kristen!
(Popping out from inside a chair) Hi, Kristen!
Hey, Kristen.
Okay everybody, big finish.
Hi, Kristen!
(Singing) It's Kirsten, but you can call me whatever... I hate that I'm singing
She's like a nervous little bird!
BobbyYou guys can understand what I say, right?
It should be me. I probably should've brought this up to you in our first through sixth year of marriage, but sometimes when you talk too quickly or too quietly, or when you talk at all-
Get to it! Bobby, we can't understand one word you say! Or as you would put it, we can't urbadurn your frazzle dazzle! (Everyone but Bobby laughs)
BobbyYa'll think you're funnier than a barrel full of Foxworthys. But you're not. (Leaves)
Does anyone know what he just said?
Nope.
Not a clue.
Frazzle dazzle.
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