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Cougar Town · Season 2, Episode 7

Travis and Bobby in “Fooled Again: I Don't Like It”

Travis

So you poured this whole pitcher directly into your lungs? I mean, at some point you must have known you were drowning. Why didn't you stop?

Bobby

Bobby Cobb never quits!

Travis

Not even at killing himself?

Bobby

Not even. That stupid college death pot!

Travis

Still not a college thing.

Bobby

Whatever, man. It's still the most dangerous thing on my boat.

Travis

Really? I'm going to spin around and say the first thing I see. A loaded flare gun on a jar full of gasoline!"

Bobby

Well that's for when the rats come!

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