Travis
So you poured this whole pitcher directly into your lungs? I mean, at some point you must have known you were drowning. Why didn't you stop?
Bobby
Bobby Cobb never quits!
Travis
Not even at killing himself?
Bobby
Not even. That stupid college death pot!
Travis
Still not a college thing.
Bobby
Whatever, man. It's still the most dangerous thing on my boat.
Travis
Really? I'm going to spin around and say the first thing I see. A loaded flare gun on a jar full of gasoline!"
Bobby
Well that's for when the rats come!
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