Travis! You're mine today.
TravisThis can't be good.
S2 E2 Let Yourself Go
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Played by Dan Byrd
Cougar Town · 82 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Cougar Town: in 24 of its 82 quotes
Most scenes with: Jules Kiki Cobb (12), Bobby Cobb (10), Ellie Torres (5)
Scenes with Travis Cobb 23
TravisEllie': I love pretending that I'm better than everybody else.
TravisWho do you think I got it from.
Awe.
S2 E5 Keeping Me Alive
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Hey JJ. That's your girl name.
TravisOf course.
S2 E5 Keeping Me Alive
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You ever looked death in the eye, Trav?
TravisWell, now that that jar of gasoline has a flaming can of Sterno next to it, I'd have to say yes.
TravisSo you poured this whole pitcher directly into your lungs? I mean, at some point you must have known you were drowning. Why didn't you stop?
Bobby Cobb never quits!
TravisNot even at killing himself?
Not even. That stupid college death pot!
TravisStill not a college thing.
Whatever, man. It's still the most dangerous thing on my boat.
TravisReally? I'm going to spin around and say the first thing I see. A loaded flare gun on a jar full of gasoline!"
Well that's for when the rats come!
Hey College! I'm calling you College now because you go to college.
TravisYeah, I pieced that together.
KKirsten
Plus, Travis scared me. He said you always embarrass him when he brings a girl home.
Travis, I said I would never do that again.
(Popping up from behind a chair) Hi Kristen!
KKirsten
What was that?
What was what?
TravisIt's starting again.
(Popping out from behind the cabinet) Hi, Kristen!
(Popping out from behind the couch) Hi, Kristen!
(Popping out from inside a chair) Hi, Kristen!
Hey, Kristen.
Okay everybody, big finish.
EEverybody
Hi, Kristen!
KKirsten
(Singing) It's Kirsten, but you can call me whatever... I hate that I'm singing
She's like a nervous little bird!
Can I give you some constructive criticism?
As long as you start with something nice!
You are a great gal. Smart, funny...
I can swim real fast!
So fast! But your hugs are too intense. Now I love 'em, not really, but for people you're not sleeping with, you can't give them that stab-me-with-your-pelvic-bone hug.
But people love them!
Grayson: But people don't. Just dial it back a little. Say I'm a grocery boy who just carried your bags to your car. How do you thank me? (Jules hugs him) Whoa! See, that's a little much.
Jules;: Okay. (They start to kiss, Travis and Kevin come in)
TravisAww!
Happy Thanksgiving break, sweetie! (Hugs him) Great that you could join us, Kevin! (Gives Kevin a big hug)
Jules...
I can't help it. It's like hugging a sofa!
S2 E9 When the Time Comes
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It's a pet cemetery. There's the dove, the squirrel, and for the lizard, I just buried your whole shoe, it was really on there.
This is getting kind of creepy.
Like serial killer creepy.
KKirsten
Are we at a dead lizard's funeral in your mom's yard?
TravisYou did this to us.
S2 E11 No Reason to Cry
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